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Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

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Fred Pete - Jan 25, 2006 8:56:48 am PST #2561 of 10002

Ann, that's a ferret.

Not sure this is one for Minister of Kill the Stupid People. Maybe for his Bureau of Injure the Clueless People.

Dear Sir,

If you are going to stick your hand into the closing elevator doors -- so you can take the elevator instead of the stairs to go up one floor -- it isn't a good idea to then stand in the doorway while you talk to someone in the hallway. And that goes double when the elevator is already occupied.

Signed,

sj - Jan 25, 2006 8:57:20 am PST #2562 of 10002

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Grey's Anatomy: Was that Halfrek in the previews for next week?

Dana - Jan 25, 2006 8:57:46 am PST #2563 of 10002

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

And that induces pain, does it?

Only from the laughing.

Aims - Jan 25, 2006 8:59:14 am PST #2564 of 10002

Shit's all sorts of different now.

YES, YES IT WAS AND I AM SO EXCITED!!!

JZ - Jan 25, 2006 9:01:31 am PST #2565 of 10002

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, Fred Pete, how I hate those people! If the Minister turns your case down as unworthy of killing, I'll be happy to freelance it for you.

Frankenbuddha - Jan 25, 2006 9:04:10 am PST #2566 of 10002

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh, Fred Pete, how I hate those people!

Ditto. Also, the "I'm getting out at the last floor, but I'm going to stand in front of the doors at each and every stop along the way and not move until someone says excuse me" people need clue-by-fours upside the head.

§ ita § - Jan 25, 2006 9:04:31 am PST #2567 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I kept myself off the interwebs while I finished up two project documentation tasks.

I don't have to do any other work today, do I?

Jessica - Jan 25, 2006 9:08:54 am PST #2568 of 10002

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Anatomically correct heart-shaped soap. Perfect for Valentine's Day!

msbelle - Jan 25, 2006 9:10:50 am PST #2569 of 10002

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

ah memories of the Real World London.

JZ - Jan 25, 2006 9:11:41 am PST #2570 of 10002

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Also, the "I'm getting out at the last floor, but I'm going to stand in front of the doors at each and every stop along the way and not move until someone says excuse me" people need clue-by-fours upside the head.

And their siblings, the "My personal bubble is one square yard in all directions at all times and I don't really care that this elevator is only two square yards and it's lunchtime in a 15-story building with only 4 elevators, so I'm just going to stand here right in the doorway and refuse to step back and make room, so you people who've been standing there pressing the down button and waiting for an elevator for ten minutes can just step off and keep waiting. KEEP OUTTA MY BUBBLE." people.

Clue-by-fours, studded with rusty nails. It's the only solution.

t /bloodthirsty

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