Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.

Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Jan 23, 2006 6:30:53 am PST #2095 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Apparently ( [link] ) tomorrow is the most depressing day of the year. I think we all ought to stay home for a day of not getting off the couch.


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2006 6:48:54 am PST #2096 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

From the Web 2.0 snarky blog that Spidra linked to:

  • Chuck Norris was refused an investment by a VC. Once.
  • Chuck Norris read the entire blogosphere. Including splogs.
  • Chuck Norris invented blogging in 1974 in order to keep track of people he roundhouse kicked to the face.
  • Flickr gave Chuck Norris a funny look. Now you know why it needs a massage.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t search Google. He just stares at the screen until Google pops the website he needs.
  • Chuck Norris does not build to flip. He builds to roundhouse kick to the face.
  • Chuck Norris has more friends on MySpace than Tom.
  • Chuck Norris did not get acquired by Yahoo. He traveled back in time to 1849 and started Yahoo! himself. Now you know how the gold-rush started.
  • Flickr is the Chuck Norris of Web 2.0
  • Chuck Norris showers with AJAX but no water.
  • Chuck Norris is the real brains behind Ruby on Rails.
  • Chuck Norris does not use a web server. His beard serves HTTP.
  • The bubble burst because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it to the face.
  • Chuck Norris does not use tagging to remember websites. He roundhouse kicks them to the face then they remember him.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t validate.
  • Chuck Norris has an open API. His right leg, coming straight at your face.
  • And last but not least: Web 2.0 is Chuck Norris.

It's times like this when it apparent the internet eats itself for sustenance.


Vortex - Jan 23, 2006 6:52:14 am PST #2097 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I wonder if I could make Pat Robertson's head actually explode if I followed up on my impulse to sell a sitcom to the networks where Teenage Jesus and his entouragedisciples have wacky adventures. Dude, Where's My Camel?

Isn't that the plot of Anne Rice's new book?


Jesse - Jan 23, 2006 7:01:38 am PST #2098 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The original one, or Evolution?

Evolution.


Aims - Jan 23, 2006 7:06:58 am PST #2099 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I have a GA question: Did they ever show whatshisname's boards and whether or not he passed? Also? I love George and want him for my very own.


Lee - Jan 23, 2006 7:07:05 am PST #2100 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Sumi, I have this fantasy that the next ep will be all about the missing bits, and then all of the other eps will be all about Jase.

I know the second part won't happen, but I am going to be sorely vexed if the first doesn't, at some point.


Jesse - Jan 23, 2006 7:07:47 am PST #2101 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, Aimee, he made Izzie look at them, and she said "You're not an idiot" or something. So I guess he passed.


sumi - Jan 23, 2006 7:08:31 am PST #2102 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

GA: Yes, they did at the very end Izzy opened it up for him and told him that he passed.


Aims - Jan 23, 2006 7:11:57 am PST #2103 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Rocka doo. THanks.


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2006 7:18:53 am PST #2104 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

GA: I still don't want a George but he doesn't make me twitch the way he used to. What I do want is to deserve a Burke. Sigh.

How was Evolution, Jesse? I ran out of steam before seeing it.