Why do I live in the south, so far from Dunkies Nirvana?
Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
flea - Jan 19, 2006 4:43:48 am PST #1308 of 10002
information libertarian
Jesse - Jan 19, 2006 4:44:18 am PST #1309 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
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sarameg - Jan 19, 2006 4:55:12 am PST #1310 of 10002
You know how some people really, really can't drive while talking on a cell? I saw someone who really really couldn't WALK while talking on a cell. It was amusing.
I dreamed of people turning into seagulls. It was odd.
tommyrot - Jan 19, 2006 5:17:58 am PST #1311 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Crap. Little Timmy fell into the well....
My boss's dog just came running over to my office. She gave an alarmed yelp and then ran away. Then she came back and repeated the process - a few more times. So either she's trying to tell me that Timmy fell into the well, or else both my boss's stepped out for a bit and Lulu is distressed that she can't find them.
Theodosia - Jan 19, 2006 5:23:15 am PST #1312 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Maybe she's splitting the difference and it's your boss who is in the well?
Kat - Jan 19, 2006 5:26:07 am PST #1313 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Okay, I admit it, I don't get the BSB or boy bands in general. But this cracks me up (it's a video, fyi).
Megan E. - Jan 19, 2006 5:33:16 am PST #1314 of 10002
I wish my boss would bring her dog to work.
tommyrot - Jan 19, 2006 5:37:03 am PST #1315 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm tempted to bring my cat to work. But there's a bazillion places he could hide. Also, he doesn't like dogs - the last time a friend brought a dog over, my cat immediatly charged the dog and clawed the dog's nose.
Besides, my cat sleeps during the day anyway....
Jesse - Jan 19, 2006 5:38:01 am PST #1316 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I can't believe how those kids have blown up -- they were showing them on VH1 or something the other day!
Jessica - Jan 19, 2006 5:50:47 am PST #1317 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The Iraq War as text adventure game:
Oval Office
You are standing inside a White House, having just been elected to the presidency of the United States. You knew Scalia would pull through for you.
There is a large desk here, along with a few chairs and couches. The presidential seal is in the middle of the room and there is a full-length mirror upon the wall.
What do you want to do now?
> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.
> LOOK MIRROR
Self-reflection is not your strong suit.
> PET SEAL
It's not that kind of seal.