Maybe she's splitting the difference and it's your boss who is in the well?
We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.
Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Theodosia - Jan 19, 2006 5:23:15 am PST #1312 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Kat - Jan 19, 2006 5:26:07 am PST #1313 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Okay, I admit it, I don't get the BSB or boy bands in general. But this cracks me up (it's a video, fyi).
Megan E. - Jan 19, 2006 5:33:16 am PST #1314 of 10002
I wish my boss would bring her dog to work.
tommyrot - Jan 19, 2006 5:37:03 am PST #1315 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm tempted to bring my cat to work. But there's a bazillion places he could hide. Also, he doesn't like dogs - the last time a friend brought a dog over, my cat immediatly charged the dog and clawed the dog's nose.
Besides, my cat sleeps during the day anyway....
Jesse - Jan 19, 2006 5:38:01 am PST #1316 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I can't believe how those kids have blown up -- they were showing them on VH1 or something the other day!
Jessica - Jan 19, 2006 5:50:47 am PST #1317 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The Iraq War as text adventure game:
Oval Office
You are standing inside a White House, having just been elected to the presidency of the United States. You knew Scalia would pull through for you.
There is a large desk here, along with a few chairs and couches. The presidential seal is in the middle of the room and there is a full-length mirror upon the wall.
What do you want to do now?
> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.
> LOOK MIRROR
Self-reflection is not your strong suit.
> PET SEAL
It's not that kind of seal.
Steph L. - Jan 19, 2006 5:51:36 am PST #1318 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
You're doing good things for hand lovers everywhere.
Teppy was my inspiration...
::sniff:: I'm so proud.
tommyrot - Jan 19, 2006 5:52:20 am PST #1319 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It's not that kind of seal.
Bwah!
Good thing no one's nearby to hear me laugh....
Sophia Brooks - Jan 19, 2006 6:12:49 am PST #1320 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I bring my cat to work at the costume shop, and sometimes it is OK (like when there are a lot of students to keep him entertained) and sometimes it is CRAZY. He has a playpen I can put him into, though, so I can keep him off the costumes when I need to.
tommyrot - Jan 19, 2006 6:17:49 am PST #1321 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Fuck. I did a dumb thing.
Last night, I lay in my bed reading fron about 7:00 until about 1:00 a.m. There really wasn't adequate light for me to be reading, as I found myself straining to read some of the time. (Was too lazy to hunt down another lamp.) Now I'm discovering that I'm having some difficulty reading the monitor. Yeah, the vision in my good eye is a little blurry. I'm guessing that this is not related to what's going on in the other eye, as the blurriness is uniform. Probably I strained my eyes too much last night, right?
I'm gonna take a walk to the grocery store just so I can have a break from staring at the computer screen. I really don't want to take the rest of the day off, but I'm thinking maybe I should.