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Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Gudanov - Feb 03, 2006 6:41:54 am PST #7520 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

You have to protect yourself with a Darwin Fish.

Sounds like some sort of card game. "I counter your Darwin Fish with a Truth Fish and I attack with a 'In case of Rapture, this car will be unmanned' sticker."

"Damn, wait. I have a rainbow sticker and heeeere is a 'Hate is not a family value' sticker bucky. Game over."

"Not so fast. I'll take care of your sticker with my one man one woman sticker, and looky here." Slams down praying Calvin card

"F*ck!"


amych - Feb 03, 2006 6:47:34 am PST #7521 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Gud reminds me of the best bumper sticker evah:

Jesus saves. All others take double damage.


P.M. Marc - Feb 03, 2006 6:56:29 am PST #7522 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Wow. Amych, that came REALLY close to being Literal Coffee On My Monitor, as I read it just as I took a sip.

PS to Cindy, re: screened LJ pollish thing from weeks ago. I keep meaning to copy your response to my response to email and continue the conversation. I keep remembering this when I have no access to either, or lack time.

So, you know, if you get a random email from me months from now? I honestly meant to send it same-day.


Volans - Feb 03, 2006 6:57:37 am PST #7523 of 10001
move out and draw fire

I still like "Jesus Saves - Kobe Gets the Rebound and Scores!"

But along the lines of amych's, someone in my house has this shirt: [link]

I think Gud's card game might be something like Illuminati.


JZ - Feb 03, 2006 7:03:56 am PST #7524 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I'm still trying to work out what would happen if you countered your opponent's praying Calvin with pissing Calvin, but I'm too undercaffeinated to make it sing.


Toddson - Feb 03, 2006 7:13:53 am PST #7525 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

In re faith, the rector of my church once said "first we leap, then we fly, and then we grow wings".


tommyrot - Feb 03, 2006 7:14:17 am PST #7526 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Which is most powerful? Praying Calvin, Pissing Calvin, or Zombie Calvin?

(If there's not a Zombie Calvin, there should be. Or mabye a Zombie Calvin about to eat the brains of Praying Calvin. OTOH, you don't want your bumber sticker to get you beaten up....)


Toddson - Feb 03, 2006 7:15:59 am PST #7527 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

waaaay back in the '60s a local church was trying to close down a store because it had a t-shirt saying "Jesus saves, Moses invests". I think it was partly because it was right across the street from the parochial school.


WindSparrow - Feb 03, 2006 7:19:30 am PST #7528 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Skippity skiping like a mad thing.

Yay for matt's mom, double yay for Olivia Rose.

JJust woke up from an interesting dream: ita and Patrick Stewart were fighting. In the middle of the fight, ita had some back trouble, so Patrick graciously performed a chiropractic adjustment on her, and they continued fighting.


§ ita § - Feb 03, 2006 7:23:24 am PST #7529 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Patrick graciously performed a chiropractic adjustment on her

What a gentleman! Me, I dreamed of a new electric toothbrush. If I hadn't already been sleeping, the boredom factor would have knocked me out.