Jessica - can I have your babies?
We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
SuziQ - Jan 10, 2006 6:35:26 am PST #3872 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Jessica - Jan 10, 2006 6:38:33 am PST #3873 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
To: james@king.co.uk
From: plebe@thatchhut.co.uk
Subj: Re: re: Mayflower???
Body: Ur mom wuz hamster & ur dad smelt lk elderberries LOL!!!
Betsy HP - Jan 10, 2006 6:42:05 am PST #3874 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
To: plebe@thatchhut.co.uk From: plebe@king.co.uk
Subj: Re: Re: re: Mayflower???
Body: Enjoy ur stay in Tower. Cropped ears: v. fashionable.
Cc: Shire Magistrate
esse - Jan 10, 2006 6:49:38 am PST #3875 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
ya'll are terribly amusing.
Jessica - Jan 10, 2006 6:50:34 am PST #3876 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
From: plebe@king.co.uk
Woo hoo! Promoted to King! In your face, other plebes!
Ginger - Jan 10, 2006 6:52:41 am PST #3877 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
To: james@king.co.uk From: captshrimp@newworld.va
The religious enthusiasts were bad enough. Now you're sending losers who loafeth around and look for gold. They annoyeth the savages, who were savage enough already. Now we hath harvested a few measly ears of corn, and they want to throw a grand entertainment. I intend to invite the savages, because they can at least hunt. I fail to see any reason to celebrate, since all we have to drink is water.
Also, pls send beer.
Your humble servant, Miles Standish
Steph L. - Jan 10, 2006 6:55:29 am PST #3878 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
To: captshrimp@newworld.va
From: james@king.co.uk
Subj: Dealing with the savages
Did you give them the blankets yet?
esse - Jan 10, 2006 6:57:46 am PST #3879 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
::psst:: hi steph! did you get my comment from the other day?
Betsy HP - Jan 10, 2006 6:58:59 am PST #3880 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Woo hoo! Promoted to King! In your face, other plebes!
::glares fiercely at own fingers::
Betsy HP - Jan 10, 2006 7:00:42 am PST #3881 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
To: james@king.co.uk
From: captshrimp@newworld.va
Subj: Re: Dealing with the savages
Enc: Tobacco
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