To: james@king.co.uk
From: captshrimp@newworld.va
The religious enthusiasts were bad enough. Now you're sending losers who loafeth around and look for gold. They annoyeth the savages, who were savage enough already. Now we hath harvested a few measly ears of corn, and they want to throw a grand entertainment. I intend to invite the savages, because they can at least hunt. I fail to see any reason to celebrate, since all we have to drink is water.
Also, pls send beer.
Your humble servant, Miles Standish
To: captshrimp@newworld.va
From: james@king.co.uk
Subj: Dealing with the savages
Did you give them the blankets yet?
::psst:: hi steph! did you get my comment from the other day?
Woo hoo! Promoted to King! In your face, other plebes!
::glares fiercely at own fingers::
To: james@king.co.uk
From: captshrimp@newworld.va
Subj: Re: Dealing with the savages
Enc: Tobacco
Too busy with hot hot girl action. Check out attachment: perfectly safe & impresses the ladies.
I love you all. Really. I do. True love. MWAH to the thread.
::psst:: hi steph! did you get my comment from the other day?
I did! I miss you! When do you get back?
It's far too early for you all to be this funny.
At my old salary, I'd literally be working to pay the sitter--and I didn't make bad money for an admin assistant in the midwest.
Yeah. This is strike 1, 2, and 3 against additional kids for us. I mean, of course, it can be successfully argued that from a purely financial standpoint, the years of paying all your money to pay for daycare pay for themselves long-term (in your increased earnings potential, social security, blah blah blah blah blah), but in the short run, it both sucks and blows.
Yeah. This is strike 1, 2, and 3 against additional kids for us. I mean, of course, it can be successfully argued that from a purely financial standpoint, the years of paying all your money to pay for daycare pay for themselves long-term (in your increased earnings potential, social security, blah blah blah blah blah), but in the short run, it both sucks and blows.
Plus, don't forget the fun filled pregnancy! Granted, Lilly is baby perfection, but your pregnancy also sucked and blew.