From: plebe@king.co.uk
Woo hoo! Promoted to King! In your face, other plebes!
Dawn ,'Storyteller'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
From: plebe@king.co.uk
Woo hoo! Promoted to King! In your face, other plebes!
To: james@king.co.uk From: captshrimp@newworld.va
The religious enthusiasts were bad enough. Now you're sending losers who loafeth around and look for gold. They annoyeth the savages, who were savage enough already. Now we hath harvested a few measly ears of corn, and they want to throw a grand entertainment. I intend to invite the savages, because they can at least hunt. I fail to see any reason to celebrate, since all we have to drink is water.
Also, pls send beer.
Your humble servant, Miles Standish
To: captshrimp@newworld.va
From: james@king.co.uk
Subj: Dealing with the savages
Did you give them the blankets yet?
::psst:: hi steph! did you get my comment from the other day?
Woo hoo! Promoted to King! In your face, other plebes!
::glares fiercely at own fingers::
To: james@king.co.uk
From: captshrimp@newworld.va
Subj: Re: Dealing with the savages
Enc: Tobacco
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I love you all. Really. I do. True love. MWAH to the thread.
::psst:: hi steph! did you get my comment from the other day?
I did! I miss you! When do you get back?
It's far too early for you all to be this funny.
At my old salary, I'd literally be working to pay the sitter--and I didn't make bad money for an admin assistant in the midwest.
Yeah. This is strike 1, 2, and 3 against additional kids for us. I mean, of course, it can be successfully argued that from a purely financial standpoint, the years of paying all your money to pay for daycare pay for themselves long-term (in your increased earnings potential, social security, blah blah blah blah blah), but in the short run, it both sucks and blows.
You guys are too funny!