You know, my big sister could really beat the crap out of her. I mean, really really.

Dawn ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Jan 10, 2006 6:50:34 am PST #3876 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

From: plebe@king.co.uk

Woo hoo! Promoted to King! In your face, other plebes!


Ginger - Jan 10, 2006 6:52:41 am PST #3877 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

To: james@king.co.uk From: captshrimp@newworld.va

The religious enthusiasts were bad enough. Now you're sending losers who loafeth around and look for gold. They annoyeth the savages, who were savage enough already. Now we hath harvested a few measly ears of corn, and they want to throw a grand entertainment. I intend to invite the savages, because they can at least hunt. I fail to see any reason to celebrate, since all we have to drink is water.

Also, pls send beer.

Your humble servant, Miles Standish


Steph L. - Jan 10, 2006 6:55:29 am PST #3878 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

To: captshrimp@newworld.va
From: james@king.co.uk

Subj: Dealing with the savages

Did you give them the blankets yet?


esse - Jan 10, 2006 6:57:46 am PST #3879 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

::psst:: hi steph! did you get my comment from the other day?


Betsy HP - Jan 10, 2006 6:58:59 am PST #3880 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Woo hoo! Promoted to King! In your face, other plebes!

::glares fiercely at own fingers::


Betsy HP - Jan 10, 2006 7:00:42 am PST #3881 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

To: james@king.co.uk
From: captshrimp@newworld.va
Subj: Re: Dealing with the savages
Enc: Tobacco

Too busy with hot hot girl action. Check out attachment: perfectly safe & impresses the ladies.


SuziQ - Jan 10, 2006 7:05:45 am PST #3882 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I love you all. Really. I do. True love. MWAH to the thread.


Steph L. - Jan 10, 2006 7:07:26 am PST #3883 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

::psst:: hi steph! did you get my comment from the other day?

I did! I miss you! When do you get back?


P.M. Marc - Jan 10, 2006 7:10:43 am PST #3884 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

It's far too early for you all to be this funny.

At my old salary, I'd literally be working to pay the sitter--and I didn't make bad money for an admin assistant in the midwest.

Yeah. This is strike 1, 2, and 3 against additional kids for us. I mean, of course, it can be successfully argued that from a purely financial standpoint, the years of paying all your money to pay for daycare pay for themselves long-term (in your increased earnings potential, social security, blah blah blah blah blah), but in the short run, it both sucks and blows.


Stephanie - Jan 10, 2006 7:22:24 am PST #3885 of 10001
Trust my rage

You guys are too funny!