To: plebe@thatchhut.co.uk From: plebe@king.co.uk
Subj: Re: Re: re: Mayflower???
Body: Enjoy ur stay in Tower. Cropped ears: v. fashionable.
Cc: Shire Magistrate
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
To: plebe@thatchhut.co.uk From: plebe@king.co.uk
Subj: Re: Re: re: Mayflower???
Body: Enjoy ur stay in Tower. Cropped ears: v. fashionable.
Cc: Shire Magistrate
ya'll are terribly amusing.
From: plebe@king.co.uk
Woo hoo! Promoted to King! In your face, other plebes!
To: james@king.co.uk From: captshrimp@newworld.va
The religious enthusiasts were bad enough. Now you're sending losers who loafeth around and look for gold. They annoyeth the savages, who were savage enough already. Now we hath harvested a few measly ears of corn, and they want to throw a grand entertainment. I intend to invite the savages, because they can at least hunt. I fail to see any reason to celebrate, since all we have to drink is water.
Also, pls send beer.
Your humble servant, Miles Standish
To: captshrimp@newworld.va
From: james@king.co.uk
Subj: Dealing with the savages
Did you give them the blankets yet?
::psst:: hi steph! did you get my comment from the other day?
Woo hoo! Promoted to King! In your face, other plebes!
::glares fiercely at own fingers::
To: james@king.co.uk
From: captshrimp@newworld.va
Subj: Re: Dealing with the savages
Enc: Tobacco
Too busy with hot hot girl action. Check out attachment: perfectly safe & impresses the ladies.
I love you all. Really. I do. True love. MWAH to the thread.
::psst:: hi steph! did you get my comment from the other day?
I did! I miss you! When do you get back?