Still Waiting For Erin To Talk Dirty In Middle English...
Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
In bedde, when thee Goldynne Shouers swoote..."
Today, I discovered why my corner of the teacher workroom, where I have my desk, has different carpeting than the rest of the room.
Apparantly when it rains really hard, that corner floods.
I would say "headdesk", but you'd hear more of a "sploosh" than a "thud" if I tried it right now.
Argh.
Swyve me, big boy! Kiss my quaint!
That's filed under Appendix C, Using Colloquialisms, Idioms and Regional Pecularities in Sex Talk
Many's the time a woman has said to me "Oh Harvey, fill me with your regional peculiarity in your own personal idiom!" Harvey? The hell?
Ah, but is it an accented peculiarity? Or a corkscrew one?
In bedde, when thee Goldynne Shouers swoote..."
She never disappoints.
Swyve me, big boy! Kiss my quaint!
It's sexier than Old English! Oh yes it is!
Fay sounds like a Big Gay Medieval Pyrate.
ARGHHH!
Ah, but is it an accented peculiarity? Or a corkscrew one?
Be prepared for regional differences (Brace yerself, Ethel!).
Fay sounds like a Big Gay Medieval Pyrate.
You have totally blown her cover.
I think that's even her officially listed Career Aspiration.
::goes to check Fay's Rather Enormous File::