Gimme some milk.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Jan 03, 2006 2:30:11 pm PST #3091 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Ah, but is it an accented peculiarity? Or a corkscrew one?

Be prepared for regional differences (Brace yerself, Ethel!).


DavidS - Jan 03, 2006 2:30:48 pm PST #3092 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Fay sounds like a Big Gay Medieval Pyrate.

You have totally blown her cover.

I think that's even her officially listed Career Aspiration.

::goes to check Fay's Rather Enormous File::


Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:31:16 pm PST #3093 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Gird yerself, Gerda?


billytea - Jan 03, 2006 2:32:53 pm PST #3094 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Gird yerself, Gerda?

Loins are for the girding. Naming one's loins "Gerda' may create unrealistic expectations.


Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:36:21 pm PST #3095 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Now I really want to name my loins.

How have I lived without unnomened naughty bits?


Betsy HP - Jan 03, 2006 2:38:13 pm PST #3096 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

You'd think you'd have been on a first-name basis after all these years. Is it all "How do you do, Ms. Queynt? Isn't the weather lovely?"


Steph L. - Jan 03, 2006 2:38:37 pm PST #3097 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

In bedde, when thee Goldynne Shouers swoote...

Marry me, Erin.


Steph L. - Jan 03, 2006 2:39:48 pm PST #3098 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Now I really want to name my loins.

Er -- when it comes to "loins," how many *are* there, exactly? Is it like the Brady Bunch? Or the Olsen Twins?


DavidS - Jan 03, 2006 2:39:59 pm PST #3099 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Marry me, Erin.

Erin's got the sexy erudition.


Steph L. - Jan 03, 2006 2:40:46 pm PST #3100 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Marry me, Erin.

Erin's got the sexy erudition.

I get serious wood for big sexy brains.