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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Pix - Jan 03, 2006 2:28:01 pm PST #3085 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Today, I discovered why my corner of the teacher workroom, where I have my desk, has different carpeting than the rest of the room.

Apparantly when it rains really hard, that corner floods.

I would say "headdesk", but you'd hear more of a "sploosh" than a "thud" if I tried it right now.

Argh.

Fay - Jan 03, 2006 2:28:18 pm PST #3086 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Swyve me, big boy! Kiss my quaint!

billytea - Jan 03, 2006 2:28:32 pm PST #3087 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

That's filed under Appendix C, Using Colloquialisms, Idioms and Regional Pecularities in Sex Talk

Many's the time a woman has said to me "Oh Harvey, fill me with your regional peculiarity in your own personal idiom!" Harvey? The hell?

Fay - Jan 03, 2006 2:29:27 pm PST #3088 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Ah, but is it an accented peculiarity? Or a corkscrew one?

DavidS - Jan 03, 2006 2:29:46 pm PST #3089 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In bedde, when thee Goldynne Shouers swoote..."

She never disappoints.

Swyve me, big boy! Kiss my quaint!

It's sexier than Old English! Oh yes it is!

Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:29:50 pm PST #3090 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Fay sounds like a Big Gay Medieval Pyrate.

ARGHHH!

billytea - Jan 03, 2006 2:30:11 pm PST #3091 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Ah, but is it an accented peculiarity? Or a corkscrew one?

Be prepared for regional differences (Brace yerself, Ethel!).

DavidS - Jan 03, 2006 2:30:48 pm PST #3092 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Fay sounds like a Big Gay Medieval Pyrate.

You have totally blown her cover.

I think that's even her officially listed Career Aspiration.

::goes to check Fay's Rather Enormous File::

Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:31:16 pm PST #3093 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Gird yerself, Gerda?

billytea - Jan 03, 2006 2:32:53 pm PST #3094 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Gird yerself, Gerda?

Loins are for the girding. Naming one's loins "Gerda' may create unrealistic expectations.

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