Swyve me, big boy! Kiss my quaint!
Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
That's filed under Appendix C, Using Colloquialisms, Idioms and Regional Pecularities in Sex Talk
Many's the time a woman has said to me "Oh Harvey, fill me with your regional peculiarity in your own personal idiom!" Harvey? The hell?
Ah, but is it an accented peculiarity? Or a corkscrew one?
In bedde, when thee Goldynne Shouers swoote..."
She never disappoints.
Swyve me, big boy! Kiss my quaint!
It's sexier than Old English! Oh yes it is!
Fay sounds like a Big Gay Medieval Pyrate.
ARGHHH!
Ah, but is it an accented peculiarity? Or a corkscrew one?
Be prepared for regional differences (Brace yerself, Ethel!).
Fay sounds like a Big Gay Medieval Pyrate.
You have totally blown her cover.
I think that's even her officially listed Career Aspiration.
::goes to check Fay's Rather Enormous File::
Gird yerself, Gerda?
Gird yerself, Gerda?
Loins are for the girding. Naming one's loins "Gerda' may create unrealistic expectations.
Now I really want to name my loins.
How have I lived without unnomened naughty bits?