Buffy: How was school today? Dawn: The usual. A big square building filled with boredom and despair. Buffy: Just how I remember it.

'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Jan 03, 2006 2:29:46 pm PST #3089 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In bedde, when thee Goldynne Shouers swoote..."

She never disappoints.

Swyve me, big boy! Kiss my quaint!

It's sexier than Old English! Oh yes it is!


Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:29:50 pm PST #3090 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Fay sounds like a Big Gay Medieval Pyrate.

ARGHHH!


billytea - Jan 03, 2006 2:30:11 pm PST #3091 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Ah, but is it an accented peculiarity? Or a corkscrew one?

Be prepared for regional differences (Brace yerself, Ethel!).


DavidS - Jan 03, 2006 2:30:48 pm PST #3092 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Fay sounds like a Big Gay Medieval Pyrate.

You have totally blown her cover.

I think that's even her officially listed Career Aspiration.

::goes to check Fay's Rather Enormous File::


Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:31:16 pm PST #3093 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Gird yerself, Gerda?


billytea - Jan 03, 2006 2:32:53 pm PST #3094 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Gird yerself, Gerda?

Loins are for the girding. Naming one's loins "Gerda' may create unrealistic expectations.


Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:36:21 pm PST #3095 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Now I really want to name my loins.

How have I lived without unnomened naughty bits?


Betsy HP - Jan 03, 2006 2:38:13 pm PST #3096 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

You'd think you'd have been on a first-name basis after all these years. Is it all "How do you do, Ms. Queynt? Isn't the weather lovely?"


Steph L. - Jan 03, 2006 2:38:37 pm PST #3097 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

In bedde, when thee Goldynne Shouers swoote...

Marry me, Erin.


Steph L. - Jan 03, 2006 2:39:48 pm PST #3098 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Now I really want to name my loins.

Er -- when it comes to "loins," how many *are* there, exactly? Is it like the Brady Bunch? Or the Olsen Twins?