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Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:22:14 pm PST #3079 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

HOW TO TALK DIRTY

Lesson 1:

Say "damn."

Repear 10 times, using different inflections. (I.e., angry, surpised, regretful, etc.)

Lesson 20:

Practice saying "Damn you, wild stallion, fuck me like tomorrow's coming with you" in different vocal ranges. Try:

an erotic whisper

a full-bodied moan

a primal scream

DavidS - Jan 03, 2006 2:23:32 pm PST #3080 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hec, is that really the way you said that to Emmett?

Except for the Noel Coward part. That's just for Buffista consumption.

My mom says that sometimes when you do that they don't grow back.

Poor Debbie Reynolds. Poor Jean Harlow.

billytea - Jan 03, 2006 2:24:19 pm PST #3081 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Which lesson is 'boompty boompty'?

Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:25:41 pm PST #3082 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

That's filed under Appendix C, Using Colloquialisms, Idioms and Regional Pecularities in Sex Talk

DavidS - Jan 03, 2006 2:26:27 pm PST #3083 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Still Waiting For Erin To Talk Dirty In Middle English...

Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:27:12 pm PST #3084 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

In bedde, when thee Goldynne Shouers swoote..."

Pix - Jan 03, 2006 2:28:01 pm PST #3085 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Today, I discovered why my corner of the teacher workroom, where I have my desk, has different carpeting than the rest of the room.

Apparantly when it rains really hard, that corner floods.

I would say "headdesk", but you'd hear more of a "sploosh" than a "thud" if I tried it right now.

Argh.

Fay - Jan 03, 2006 2:28:18 pm PST #3086 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Swyve me, big boy! Kiss my quaint!

billytea - Jan 03, 2006 2:28:32 pm PST #3087 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

That's filed under Appendix C, Using Colloquialisms, Idioms and Regional Pecularities in Sex Talk

Many's the time a woman has said to me "Oh Harvey, fill me with your regional peculiarity in your own personal idiom!" Harvey? The hell?

Fay - Jan 03, 2006 2:29:27 pm PST #3088 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Ah, but is it an accented peculiarity? Or a corkscrew one?

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