Am I supposed to be changing my clothes a lot? Is that the helpful thing to do?

Anya ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Jan 03, 2006 2:01:14 pm PST #3070 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

but we really have a SooperSekrit plan to wean my girls off the Shaven Brows Path.

Even Jilli is growing her eyebrows back. Which decision I applaud because it gives me something else to admire about Jilli aside from her steady drawing hand.


DavidS - Jan 03, 2006 2:02:11 pm PST #3071 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What does one need to do when leaving a place after 6 years?

Are they taking you out to drinks afterwards? If no, you make sure you say goodbye to the three people you really like on the way out.


Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:02:29 pm PST #3072 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Clean the History on your browser. Steal paper clips. Rewrite your resume while everything's there to refer to, not ina Box O' Doom.

Thank your boss. And your boss' boss.


DavidS - Jan 03, 2006 2:03:57 pm PST #3073 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Clean the History on your browser.

Erase your cookies and temp files too.

Email any files you'd like to keep to your personal email address. Check the top right drawer for change and stamps (keep) and ketchup packets and soy sauce (pitch).


Emily - Jan 03, 2006 2:05:14 pm PST #3074 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Are they taking you out to drinks afterwards?

Seems unlikely. We're a friendly but not very social crowd. Plus, there's only really two people left I like, and I can't see them going out together. Mainly, I'm just so tired that doing anything to get ready for leaving seems like so much effort...


amych - Jan 03, 2006 2:06:33 pm PST #3075 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Email any files you'd like to keep to your personal email address.

In the era of gmail and/or yousendit, I'd say zip it all up, just in case.


Emily - Jan 03, 2006 2:06:34 pm PST #3076 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Check the top right drawer for change and stamps (keep) and ketchup packets and soy sauce (pitch).

Oh, god, the drawers. I finished up the immediate work today, tomorrow I need to start on the actual preparations for leaving. Like finding the bottom of those drawers, and dealing with the things I shoved in there "to deal with later" six years ago.

Also, random zip disks.


Emily - Jan 03, 2006 2:07:13 pm PST #3077 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I'll need to gather up all my Pez dispensers, I suppose.


erikaj - Jan 03, 2006 2:16:59 pm PST #3078 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Hec, is that really the way you said that to Emmett? Because it was funny. Bitches make "Redbook" sex advice supersquare.(Not that anyone should be, you know, stunned by this thought, but apparently there are people who find "talking dirty" so shocking they buy books to learn how...and I'm not maximizing my abilities here, am I?) Yuck...shaved eyebrows. My mom says that sometimes when you do that they don't grow back.


Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:22:14 pm PST #3079 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

HOW TO TALK DIRTY

Lesson 1:

Say "damn."

Repear 10 times, using different inflections. (I.e., angry, surpised, regretful, etc.)

Lesson 20:

Practice saying "Damn you, wild stallion, fuck me like tomorrow's coming with you" in different vocal ranges. Try:

an erotic whisper

a full-bodied moan

a primal scream