Clean the History on your browser. Steal paper clips. Rewrite your resume while everything's there to refer to, not ina Box O' Doom.
Thank your boss. And your boss' boss.
Willow: You know what they say. The bigger they are... Anya: The faster they stomp you into nothin'.
'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:02:29 pm PST #3072 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
DavidS - Jan 03, 2006 2:03:57 pm PST #3073 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Clean the History on your browser.
Erase your cookies and temp files too.
Email any files you'd like to keep to your personal email address. Check the top right drawer for change and stamps (keep) and ketchup packets and soy sauce (pitch).
Emily - Jan 03, 2006 2:05:14 pm PST #3074 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Are they taking you out to drinks afterwards?
Seems unlikely. We're a friendly but not very social crowd. Plus, there's only really two people left I like, and I can't see them going out together. Mainly, I'm just so tired that doing anything to get ready for leaving seems like so much effort...
amych - Jan 03, 2006 2:06:33 pm PST #3075 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Email any files you'd like to keep to your personal email address.
In the era of gmail and/or yousendit, I'd say zip it all up, just in case.
Emily - Jan 03, 2006 2:06:34 pm PST #3076 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Check the top right drawer for change and stamps (keep) and ketchup packets and soy sauce (pitch).
Oh, god, the drawers. I finished up the immediate work today, tomorrow I need to start on the actual preparations for leaving. Like finding the bottom of those drawers, and dealing with the things I shoved in there "to deal with later" six years ago.
Also, random zip disks.
Emily - Jan 03, 2006 2:07:13 pm PST #3077 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I'll need to gather up all my Pez dispensers, I suppose.
erikaj - Jan 03, 2006 2:16:59 pm PST #3078 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Hec, is that really the way you said that to Emmett? Because it was funny. Bitches make "Redbook" sex advice supersquare.(Not that anyone should be, you know, stunned by this thought, but apparently there are people who find "talking dirty" so shocking they buy books to learn how...and I'm not maximizing my abilities here, am I?) Yuck...shaved eyebrows. My mom says that sometimes when you do that they don't grow back.
Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:22:14 pm PST #3079 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
HOW TO TALK DIRTY
Lesson 1:
Say "damn."
Repear 10 times, using different inflections. (I.e., angry, surpised, regretful, etc.)
Lesson 20:
Practice saying "Damn you, wild stallion, fuck me like tomorrow's coming with you" in different vocal ranges. Try:
an erotic whisper
a full-bodied moan
a primal scream
DavidS - Jan 03, 2006 2:23:32 pm PST #3080 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Hec, is that really the way you said that to Emmett?
Except for the Noel Coward part. That's just for Buffista consumption.
My mom says that sometimes when you do that they don't grow back.
Poor Debbie Reynolds. Poor Jean Harlow.
billytea - Jan 03, 2006 2:24:19 pm PST #3081 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Which lesson is 'boompty boompty'?