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Strix - Jan 03, 2006 1:35:20 pm PST #3060 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Try teaching a class of horny Hispanic 14 year olds, caught on that lovely cusp between childhood and adolescence when bodily functions AND anything vaguely sexual is extremely hilarious....and bears about a 1000 repeats.

I have to try to teach around fart AND vibrator jokes. Not to mention the whole class of 24 hooting whenever a girl walks by in the hall.

DavidS - Jan 03, 2006 1:41:22 pm PST #3061 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Try teaching a class of horny Hispanic 14 year olds, caught on that lovely cusp between childhood and adolescence when bodily functions AND anything vaguely sexual is extremely hilarious....and bears about a 1000 repeats.

It probably doesn't help that you are HOTT.

Fay - Jan 03, 2006 1:54:48 pm PST #3062 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Word.

Strix - Jan 03, 2006 1:54:53 pm PST #3063 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I try to keep it under wraps at work. Hard, but it's all for the greater good.

My girls keep trying to persuade me to shave my eyebrows off and draw them on, but I've convinced them that, while I will make a fool of myself trying to dance to rancheras, the Hispanic brow thing will never happen. I'n fact, I've booked my aethetician, a gorgeous Latina, to come in a talk to my girls about (ostensibly) cosmetology as a career, but we really have a SooperSekrit plan to wean my girls off the Shaven Brows Path.

Strix - Jan 03, 2006 1:56:01 pm PST #3064 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I am such a wierd teacher. I suspect my priorities MAY be a leetle skewed,

Emily - Jan 03, 2006 1:57:32 pm PST #3065 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Yeah, I don't think that would look right. It would clash with your natural hottitude, which definitely encompasses your naturally hot eyebrows.

DCJensen - Jan 03, 2006 1:57:37 pm PST #3066 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Tropical storm Zeta is still going...and going... [link]

amych - Jan 03, 2006 1:57:43 pm PST #3067 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Dude, catching the shaven brows habit while they're still young is important.

Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:00:35 pm PST #3068 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I think so, I really , really do.

Also, grammar is important! And, um...books!

UNfortunately, the HOTT Brows require careful maintenance. But, hey, HOTT Brows. (I just like typing that.)

Emily - Jan 03, 2006 2:00:45 pm PST #3069 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

So here's the deal. This is my last week at work. What does one need to do when leaving a place after 6 years? I mean, other than getting rid of all my porn? (Kidding. What I actually have to get rid of is 5 years worth of CS and Education homework.)

Aw, crap. My email account will expire. Well... fiddlesticks.

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