Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Jan 03, 2006 11:18:10 am PST #3009 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Male and female?

Just male. Female orgasms in the animal world are not to be relied upon.


tommyrot - Jan 03, 2006 11:21:15 am PST #3010 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Female orgasms in the animal world are not to be relied upon.

?

Are you saying that we just don't know? Or they lie about them?

In how many species besides humans does the female have orgasms?


Steph L. - Jan 03, 2006 11:22:20 am PST #3011 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Are you saying that we just don't know? Or they lie about them?

They fake it.


JZ - Jan 03, 2006 11:25:54 am PST #3012 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Emaryn was there? Neat!

Emaryn's not a baby!

IIRC, somewhere around the time that Benno sprang into being and several other Buffistas showed indications of possibly sprogging at some future point, didn't we end up subdividing the whole TCBITW thing? Benno became TCBITW, Euro Division, Emaryn graduated to TCTITW, opening up TCBITW to Leif, who then became US-Midwest Division, leaving the US-Southern and US-West Coast Divisions open to Burrell and flea, and then the sproggage went craxynuts.

I think Emaryn's current official title is TCChildITW, US-Midwest Division, Championship of Girls And UFO Pilots, but please correct me if I'm wrong.


Gudanov - Jan 03, 2006 11:31:17 am PST #3013 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Leif is getting all big too.

[link]


Fay - Jan 03, 2006 11:32:20 am PST #3014 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

GASP!!!


sumi - Jan 03, 2006 11:33:50 am PST #3015 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Isn't it sad and wrong how the little ones refuse to stay little?


Trudy Booth - Jan 03, 2006 11:35:07 am PST #3016 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Am I the second to last person in the world (the last being Hil) to notice the whole Leif, Eric's son thing? Or will one of you redeem us?


Cashmere - Jan 03, 2006 11:35:33 am PST #3017 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

A pig's orgasm can last for up to half an hour. This guy had ambition.

Does this have anything to do with the corkscrew penis?

Female orgasms in the animal world are not to be relied upon.

Why should it be any different with animals. *sigh*

Gud has BIG!Kids now. Can't think on it.

then the sproggage went craxynuts.

I certainly hope you're not looking at me.


Fay - Jan 03, 2006 11:39:33 am PST #3018 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Does this have anything to do with the corkscrew penis?

Corkscrews have penises?

(...if there is a Disturbing Pig Penis Fact in answer to this question, I... don't think I want to know. Um.)

then the sproggage went craxynuts

See, I think that all buffistakinder are TCBITW. Although obviously [insert baby of your preference] is TUltimateCBITW.