Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
You know, I take that back, because clearly you wouldn't walk up to someone and say "Hey baby, I'm a lesbian in a man's body."
So I guess the pickup line is the thing you say to start the "Let's go have sex" conversation, whether you've already been talking or not. In theory, it makes the pickupee think "Hey, that person's funny/cute! I should have sex with them!"
the pickup line does make it clear that's what the utterer is after, right?
Yup.
sj, you have to take care of yourself, since your bosses clearly don't have any of your interests at heart. Not that they have to...but no need to be pricks about it.
Thank you, ita. This really helps.
I don't think anyone has ever used a pick up line on me.
In theory, it makes the pickupee think "Hey, that person's funny/cute! I should have sex with them!"
Wow. You have an interesting personality. I like to have sex with people with interesting personalities....
I don't think anyone has ever used a pick up line on me.
Hey baby. Wanna come back to my place and.... cruise the Internet?
Hey baby. Wanna come back to my place and.... cruise the Internet?
Bwah!
slips Tep my phone number
See! Pickup lines *DO* work!
Unrelated to pickup lines, I seem to have inspired about half my office to eat oatmeal, judging by the oatmeal cannisters with people's names magic-markered on them sitting on the shelf in the kitchen.
We will all triumph over cholesterol!
Go you!
I'm sure there must have been SOME sort of line working on me, but in general they just make me laugh. And scoff.
This convo calls to mind a guy in college who made up business card for picking up women. It said "Lets get drunk and fuck like pigs."
I never asked whether it worked. I didn't want to know.
How do pigs fuck?