Xander: Hey, Red. What you got in the basket, little girl? Buffy: Weapons.

Xander/Buffy ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SuziQ - Dec 23, 2005 4:08:56 am PST #1329 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Am at work. Gronk.

Wearing santa hat.

Today BETTER be better than yesterday - shakes fist at universe.


Laura - Dec 23, 2005 4:15:38 am PST #1330 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Am at work now. Why didn’t anyone tell me it was cold out? I didn’t notice when I walked the dog. I dressed in Santa boxers and a t-shirt and find out it’s only mid-50s outside. I had to turn on the seat warmers. It will be warm by the time I leave, but what a surprise. Now to wrap stuff.

la la la la llama la la ma ma


vw bug - Dec 23, 2005 4:16:34 am PST #1331 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Me=procrastinating.

It should be like my middle name, or something.


tommyrot - Dec 23, 2005 4:18:51 am PST #1332 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Santa arriving with presents: [link]

Here's something I didn't know:

Llama shows are becoming more and more popular throughout the United States. The Alpaca and Llama Show Association (ALSA) has been very active in establishing show standards and training judges. There are llama shows held in every state, year round.

What can you do with a llama?


tommyrot - Dec 23, 2005 4:20:25 am PST #1333 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Different Santa, different llama: [link]

eta: A whole page of Christmas-themed llamas: [link]

eta²: still more xmas llamas: [link]

eta³:

The one-l lama, he’s a priest.
The two-l llama, he’s a beast.
I will bet a silk pajama
There isn’t any three-l lllama.


Fred Pete - Dec 23, 2005 4:28:34 am PST #1334 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

alpaca


beth b - Dec 23, 2005 4:37:36 am PST #1335 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

good llama morning. I was woken up by the thought of what I needed to get at the grocery store . The only have-to -get is stinky cat food. why does my brain care this morning. my eyes think 63o is to earely. but I had to get uip and check on my llama.


brenda m - Dec 23, 2005 4:40:15 am PST #1336 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I did not pack last night. Now I have to scramble around and throw stuff into a bag before I go to work. Feh. I blame the llama.


beth b - Dec 23, 2005 4:42:20 am PST #1337 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

put a llama in you bag, that will solve the problem of what to do with all that space. time for a nap, I 've been awake for 15 minutes.


billytea - Dec 23, 2005 4:44:32 am PST #1338 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I swear, he's had a verbal leap in the last week. He's just all about difficult animal names. Won't say "Mamma" but he'll spout "giraffe", "zebra" and "octopus" all day long.

You realise, I'm sitting halfway across the world, chuckling and twirling my moustache.