I was chatting at work yesterday with someone whose child is afraid of animals, and whose wife dislikes housepets. What could I do? I suggested he get a llama.
It's the 50th Anniversary of NORAD tracking Santa Claus. [link]
'Dirty Girls'
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I was chatting at work yesterday with someone whose child is afraid of animals, and whose wife dislikes housepets. What could I do? I suggested he get a llama.
It's the 50th Anniversary of NORAD tracking Santa Claus. [link]
You realise, I'm sitting halfway across the world, chuckling and twirling my moustache.
Enjoy your wee minion, billytea. I suspect it's the resin animal figurines I get him whenever we go to the zoo that has got him started on this but your antipodean influence cannot be discounted.
Ugh. I have been "working" on these quizzes for two hours and have gotten nowhere. I really just don't want to do them. I wonder how much of a difference in my grade they're going to make...
Pack up your llama in your vicuna and smile! Smile! Smile!
Good llamas!
I'm awake and don't want to be. It's tired out, probably because I was up until 4 this morning reading a not-very-good book. It's hard to give up on a book.
I know you don't want to do them vw. Do them anyway and have it off of your mind for good. (Somebody has to not procrastinate, and it isn't going to be me)
Vicuña drive a llama on a parkway and park a llama on a driveway?
I'm on the last question of the first quiz. I'm bullshitting quite nicely.
You're on the home stretch, vw. Being able to bullshit quickly is an important life skill that will serve you well.
Go, vw! You can do it!!
Llama mornin'.