I would be there right now.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Dec 23, 2005 4:42:20 am PST #1337 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

put a llama in you bag, that will solve the problem of what to do with all that space. time for a nap, I 've been awake for 15 minutes.


billytea - Dec 23, 2005 4:44:32 am PST #1338 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I swear, he's had a verbal leap in the last week. He's just all about difficult animal names. Won't say "Mamma" but he'll spout "giraffe", "zebra" and "octopus" all day long.

You realise, I'm sitting halfway across the world, chuckling and twirling my moustache.


Volans - Dec 23, 2005 4:55:35 am PST #1339 of 10001
move out and draw fire

I was chatting at work yesterday with someone whose child is afraid of animals, and whose wife dislikes housepets. What could I do? I suggested he get a llama.

It's the 50th Anniversary of NORAD tracking Santa Claus. [link]


Cashmere - Dec 23, 2005 4:57:15 am PST #1340 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

You realise, I'm sitting halfway across the world, chuckling and twirling my moustache.

Enjoy your wee minion, billytea. I suspect it's the resin animal figurines I get him whenever we go to the zoo that has got him started on this but your antipodean influence cannot be discounted.


vw bug - Dec 23, 2005 5:12:21 am PST #1341 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Ugh. I have been "working" on these quizzes for two hours and have gotten nowhere. I really just don't want to do them. I wonder how much of a difference in my grade they're going to make...


Fred Pete - Dec 23, 2005 5:12:40 am PST #1342 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Pack up your llama in your vicuna and smile! Smile! Smile!


Deena - Dec 23, 2005 5:18:56 am PST #1343 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Good llamas!

I'm awake and don't want to be. It's tired out, probably because I was up until 4 this morning reading a not-very-good book. It's hard to give up on a book.


Laura - Dec 23, 2005 5:22:56 am PST #1344 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I know you don't want to do them vw. Do them anyway and have it off of your mind for good. (Somebody has to not procrastinate, and it isn't going to be me)


Trudy Booth - Dec 23, 2005 5:37:37 am PST #1345 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Vicuña drive a llama on a parkway and park a llama on a driveway?


vw bug - Dec 23, 2005 5:39:11 am PST #1346 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I'm on the last question of the first quiz. I'm bullshitting quite nicely.