Am at work now. Why didn’t anyone tell me it was cold out? I didn’t notice when I walked the dog. I dressed in Santa boxers and a t-shirt and find out it’s only mid-50s outside. I had to turn on the seat warmers. It will be warm by the time I leave, but what a surprise. Now to wrap stuff.

la la la la llama la la ma ma

Me=procrastinating.

It should be like my middle name, or something.

Santa arriving with presents: [link]

Here's something I didn't know:

Llama shows are becoming more and more popular throughout the United States. The Alpaca and Llama Show Association (ALSA) has been very active in establishing show standards and training judges. There are llama shows held in every state, year round.

What can you do with a llama?

Different Santa, different llama: [link]

eta: A whole page of Christmas-themed llamas: [link]

eta²: still more xmas llamas: [link]

eta³:

The one-l lama, he’s a priest.
The two-l llama, he’s a beast.
I will bet a silk pajama
There isn’t any three-l lllama.

alpaca

good llama morning. I was woken up by the thought of what I needed to get at the grocery store . The only have-to -get is stinky cat food. why does my brain care this morning. my eyes think 63o is to earely. but I had to get uip and check on my llama.

I did not pack last night. Now I have to scramble around and throw stuff into a bag before I go to work. Feh. I blame the llama.

put a llama in you bag, that will solve the problem of what to do with all that space. time for a nap, I 've been awake for 15 minutes.

I swear, he's had a verbal leap in the last week. He's just all about difficult animal names. Won't say "Mamma" but he'll spout "giraffe", "zebra" and "octopus" all day long.

You realise, I'm sitting halfway across the world, chuckling and twirling my moustache.

I was chatting at work yesterday with someone whose child is afraid of animals, and whose wife dislikes housepets. What could I do? I suggested he get a llama.

It's the 50th Anniversary of NORAD tracking Santa Claus. [link]