Different Santa, different llama: [link]

eta: A whole page of Christmas-themed llamas: [link]

eta²: still more xmas llamas: [link]

eta³:

The one-l lama, he’s a priest.
The two-l llama, he’s a beast.
I will bet a silk pajama
There isn’t any three-l lllama.

alpaca

good llama morning. I was woken up by the thought of what I needed to get at the grocery store . The only have-to -get is stinky cat food. why does my brain care this morning. my eyes think 63o is to earely. but I had to get uip and check on my llama.

I did not pack last night. Now I have to scramble around and throw stuff into a bag before I go to work. Feh. I blame the llama.

put a llama in you bag, that will solve the problem of what to do with all that space. time for a nap, I 've been awake for 15 minutes.

I swear, he's had a verbal leap in the last week. He's just all about difficult animal names. Won't say "Mamma" but he'll spout "giraffe", "zebra" and "octopus" all day long.

You realise, I'm sitting halfway across the world, chuckling and twirling my moustache.

I was chatting at work yesterday with someone whose child is afraid of animals, and whose wife dislikes housepets. What could I do? I suggested he get a llama.

It's the 50th Anniversary of NORAD tracking Santa Claus. [link]

You realise, I'm sitting halfway across the world, chuckling and twirling my moustache.

Enjoy your wee minion, billytea. I suspect it's the resin animal figurines I get him whenever we go to the zoo that has got him started on this but your antipodean influence cannot be discounted.

Ugh. I have been "working" on these quizzes for two hours and have gotten nowhere. I really just don't want to do them. I wonder how much of a difference in my grade they're going to make...

Pack up your llama in your vicuna and smile! Smile! Smile!