Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2005: the Year of the Penguin  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2005? Don't think we've forgotten about you.


§ ita § - Dec 21, 2005 1:43:53 pm PST #196 of 506
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hush! Now everyone will want one!


Katerina Bee - Dec 21, 2005 1:56:42 pm PST #197 of 506
Herding cats for fun

Mooom, I didn't get a goat.


beth b - Dec 21, 2005 1:58:32 pm PST #198 of 506
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

hey ! noooo faaaiirrrr! Allyson got a goat and I didn't!


sarameg - Dec 21, 2005 2:04:32 pm PST #199 of 506

Ok, that's AWESOME!

Finally, someone got a goat.


SailAweigh - Dec 21, 2005 2:09:50 pm PST #200 of 506
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

As long as it's not my goat, everyone should get a goat. It's the new black.


Katerina Bee - Dec 21, 2005 2:10:30 pm PST #201 of 506
Herding cats for fun

Whiiiine. But MooooooooooooOOOOOOOoom!!


Allyson - Dec 21, 2005 2:12:11 pm PST #202 of 506
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I have named my goat Chuck.


DXMachina - Dec 21, 2005 5:37:58 pm PST #203 of 506
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Apparently I have a double sekrit Santa because even though I didn't even sign up this year, there was a mysterious package waiting for me on my stoop this evening. Inside was a gift basket from the Cafe du Monde in New Orleans, one of my very favorite places on the planet. There's a can of New Orleans coffee (w/chickory), a box of beignet mix (which is timely, because I was running out), and a coffee mug.

There was an unsigned card, but no other clues as to who sent it, so this Santa is truly sekrit. Whoever it was, thank you so much. I love it.


Beverly - Dec 21, 2005 8:05:32 pm PST #204 of 506
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

that's a paying job! Someone got paid to write bios for the Keebler Elves! Where do I apply?

I always wanted to write copy for the J. Peterman catalogue.

And yes, I know the whole Seinfeld thing. Still. Making up stories about clothes and objects--what could be more fun?


Spidra Webster - Dec 21, 2005 8:17:58 pm PST #205 of 506
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

A good catalog copy writer is truly a joy. McPhee used to have a really good one (haven't checked their copy lately). Also American Scientific Supply (or some such thing).