Giles: Helping out with the dishes makes me feel useful. Dawn: Wanna clean out the garage with us Saturday? You could feel indispensable.

'Dirty Girls'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Theodosia - Dec 28, 2005 8:26:51 am PST #5561 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Oh, and my only afternoon meeting got cancelled on account of just about everyone important but me and the meeting caller being out.


Allyson - Dec 28, 2005 8:32:20 am PST #5562 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

This is my favorite profile: I like sport, fishing, tourism. I have a secondary-special education and I am a cook by profession. Probably I shall taste you once with my dishes.

Whoot!


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 28, 2005 8:37:13 am PST #5563 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Sending off for an Eastern European mail-order-husband sounds cool on the surface (it's like Bel-Ami takeout!), but let's not forget the lesson Nicole Kidman taught us in Birthday Girl.


Jesse - Dec 28, 2005 8:38:33 am PST #5564 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I need to go home, take some Robaxin, put a heating pad on my back, and put on my lavender heated slippers.

Do it do it!!!! Now I want to do that, too, and I don't even have any back pain!

I did realize that my awesome TV shoes are actually too big, so I just got various pads at CVS to see if that would work, and I'm not sure if it did. Hmm.

Probably I shall taste you once with my dishes.

Awww yeahhhh.


Sue - Dec 28, 2005 8:39:01 am PST #5565 of 10002
hip deep in pie

Probably I shall taste you once with my dishes.

Cannibal!


JZ - Dec 28, 2005 8:41:17 am PST #5566 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

The mail-order groom site is weirdly charming. I'm fairly certain there's a found poem in there somewhere.

I am a well-wishing man from Ukraine, musician and painter with University education. I love art, intellectual dialoges, going to the nature. I love music, going to the concert halls, doing bodybuilding, painting and I write pictures and sell my work...

I am a family oriented man. I do not have bad habits at all. I like sport, music, cinema, nature and reading. I am a man with serious intentions.

At my spare time I like to do many things and among them are to listen to music, to have an active rest on the nature or sea, disco clubs. But I do not like to do it alone.

People, friends consider me as aman with self-respect. I love my work and I love to treat people. I like reading, travelling, sport and cars. They are my main interests. And I have many different interests too. And I am without bad habits.

I can draw nicely and I am good at cutting hair.

I am a strong man. Pilot-instructor by profession.I love my dears, nature, sport, music, arts and tourism. I love flying and making beautiful things.I am fond of woodcarving and art furniture.

I am a leader-man, Catholic. I have a daughter who lives with her mother. I love painting, design,heraldry, rock-music, jazz, phylosophy, religion, jurisprudence, medicine. I am of German origin. I play in rock band as a drummer.


§ ita § - Dec 28, 2005 8:41:33 am PST #5567 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's like Smoove B from the former Soviet Union.


Aims - Dec 28, 2005 8:42:18 am PST #5568 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Duuuude - I hadn't shopped for my sister yet.

I'm totally ordering her a husband!


JZ - Dec 28, 2005 8:51:40 am PST #5569 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Unfortunate typo:

I am the agriculturist(agronomist) & the builder by profession. I love independence and travelling. I like many things movies, music, nature, meeting interesting people but I do not like to do anything alone, I want to do everything for my lovely lad...

Aspiring metrosexual, or possibly in search of a beard:

I am a driver. I like cars, fashion, culinary, movies and even theatre. I like nature, sea and river and many other things.I like to wear beautiful clothes.

Confusing but so charming:

I have many different specialities and I can do everything about the house. And I like to do such things very much! At my free time 4 times a week I go to the gym to do boxing. I am a FIhes by horoscope and I love sea, river, cats and dogs.

I call bullshit on this guy's photo. He SO ganked it from a catalogue or a movie magazine.


DavidS - Dec 28, 2005 8:52:40 am PST #5570 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm fairly certain there's a found poem in there somewhere.

It's a lot like Sloan's ESL classic song "Pen Pals."