I call bullshit on this guy's photo. He SO ganked it from a catalogue or a movie magazine.
Hey, someone has to look like that, right?
Wash: So, two days in a hospital? That's awful. Don't you just hate doctors? Simon: Hey. Wash: I mean, present company excluded. Jayne: Let's not be excluding people. That'd be rude.
'Ariel'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Dec 28, 2005 8:53:31 am PST #5571 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Aims - Dec 28, 2005 8:54:20 am PST #5572 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I'm ordering him.
For myself.
sarameg - Dec 28, 2005 8:55:14 am PST #5573 of 10002
Y'all have helped me to realize that the entire concept of mailorder spouses just creeps me right the hell out. Explains why I had such a weird reaction to Sarah, Plain and Tall .
§ ita § - Dec 28, 2005 8:58:21 am PST #5574 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Y'all have helped me to realize that the entire concept of mailorder spouses just creeps me right the hell out
You didn't already know?
beekaytee - Dec 28, 2005 8:59:23 am PST #5575 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant
> I call bullshit on this guy's photo.
I would too, if it weren't for a weird, distant relative of mine who looks just like that...even appeared in that "Bachelors" mag in the '80s when women were catalog shopping for mates. He appeared on about a dozen tv shows as a result...stayed single though.
Besides, that fellow in the photo claims self-employment. As a gigolo perhaps? Or a plastic surgeon's muse.
I'm liking Anatoly who has 'no bad habits'. Can I order one with the bad habit of being slavishly devoted to me?
Fred Pete - Dec 28, 2005 9:00:15 am PST #5576 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
but let's not forget the lesson Nicole Kidman taught us in Birthday Girl.
I'd like to, but that would involve not forgetting Nicole Kidman.
JZ - Dec 28, 2005 9:00:31 am PST #5577 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Okay, I am now so happy from clicking one of ita's links that I could die of it. It turns out that not only does Smoove B have his own website, but it has e-cards.
::dies::
sarameg - Dec 28, 2005 9:00:53 am PST #5578 of 10002
You didn't already know?
Never gave it much thought. Other than that's a good way to get into a really bad situation.
Sophia Brooks - Dec 28, 2005 9:01:51 am PST #5579 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
What is sort of unclear about the site is if the husband is shipped to you, or if you need to go to Russia and live there?
Also, when googling for that site, I found this-- which scares me MORE, although I feel that it may be a joke. [link]
§ ita § - Dec 28, 2005 9:02:08 am PST #5580 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
that would involve not forgetting Nicole Kidman.
Eh, I'll forget her for you. However I need to remember Ben Chaplin.