Sending off for an Eastern European mail-order-husband sounds cool on the surface (it's like Bel-Ami takeout!), but let's not forget the lesson Nicole Kidman taught us in Birthday Girl.
I'm a single undead gal trying to make it in the big city. I have to start somewhere and they're evil here. They don't judge. They've got necro-tempered glass. No burning up. A great medical plan, and who needs dental more than us?
Harmony ,'Conviction (1)'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 28, 2005 8:37:13 am PST #5563 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Jesse - Dec 28, 2005 8:38:33 am PST #5564 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I need to go home, take some Robaxin, put a heating pad on my back, and put on my lavender heated slippers.
Do it do it!!!! Now I want to do that, too, and I don't even have any back pain!
I did realize that my awesome TV shoes are actually too big, so I just got various pads at CVS to see if that would work, and I'm not sure if it did. Hmm.
Probably I shall taste you once with my dishes.
Awww yeahhhh.
Sue - Dec 28, 2005 8:39:01 am PST #5565 of 10002
hip deep in pie
Probably I shall taste you once with my dishes.
Cannibal!
JZ - Dec 28, 2005 8:41:17 am PST #5566 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
The mail-order groom site is weirdly charming. I'm fairly certain there's a found poem in there somewhere.
I am a well-wishing man from Ukraine, musician and painter with University education. I love art, intellectual dialoges, going to the nature. I love music, going to the concert halls, doing bodybuilding, painting and I write pictures and sell my work...
I am a family oriented man. I do not have bad habits at all. I like sport, music, cinema, nature and reading. I am a man with serious intentions.
At my spare time I like to do many things and among them are to listen to music, to have an active rest on the nature or sea, disco clubs. But I do not like to do it alone.
People, friends consider me as aman with self-respect. I love my work and I love to treat people. I like reading, travelling, sport and cars. They are my main interests. And I have many different interests too. And I am without bad habits.
I can draw nicely and I am good at cutting hair.
I am a strong man. Pilot-instructor by profession.I love my dears, nature, sport, music, arts and tourism. I love flying and making beautiful things.I am fond of woodcarving and art furniture.
I am a leader-man, Catholic. I have a daughter who lives with her mother. I love painting, design,heraldry, rock-music, jazz, phylosophy, religion, jurisprudence, medicine. I am of German origin. I play in rock band as a drummer.
§ ita § - Dec 28, 2005 8:41:33 am PST #5567 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's like Smoove B from the former Soviet Union.
Aims - Dec 28, 2005 8:42:18 am PST #5568 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Duuuude - I hadn't shopped for my sister yet.
I'm totally ordering her a husband!
JZ - Dec 28, 2005 8:51:40 am PST #5569 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Unfortunate typo:
I am the agriculturist(agronomist) & the builder by profession. I love independence and travelling. I like many things movies, music, nature, meeting interesting people but I do not like to do anything alone, I want to do everything for my lovely lad...
Aspiring metrosexual, or possibly in search of a beard:
I am a driver. I like cars, fashion, culinary, movies and even theatre. I like nature, sea and river and many other things.I like to wear beautiful clothes.
Confusing but so charming:
I have many different specialities and I can do everything about the house. And I like to do such things very much! At my free time 4 times a week I go to the gym to do boxing. I am a FIhes by horoscope and I love sea, river, cats and dogs.
I call bullshit on this guy's photo. He SO ganked it from a catalogue or a movie magazine.
DavidS - Dec 28, 2005 8:52:40 am PST #5570 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm fairly certain there's a found poem in there somewhere.
It's a lot like Sloan's ESL classic song "Pen Pals."
§ ita § - Dec 28, 2005 8:53:31 am PST #5571 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I call bullshit on this guy's photo. He SO ganked it from a catalogue or a movie magazine.
Hey, someone has to look like that, right?
Aims - Dec 28, 2005 8:54:20 am PST #5572 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I'm ordering him.
For myself.