It's like Smoove B from the former Soviet Union.
Buffy: A Guide, but no water or food. So it leads me to the sacred place and then a week later it leads you to my bleached bones? Giles: Buffy, really. It takes more than a week to bleach bones.
'Dirty Girls'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Dec 28, 2005 8:41:33 am PST #5567 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Aims - Dec 28, 2005 8:42:18 am PST #5568 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Duuuude - I hadn't shopped for my sister yet.
I'm totally ordering her a husband!
JZ - Dec 28, 2005 8:51:40 am PST #5569 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Unfortunate typo:
I am the agriculturist(agronomist) & the builder by profession. I love independence and travelling. I like many things movies, music, nature, meeting interesting people but I do not like to do anything alone, I want to do everything for my lovely lad...
Aspiring metrosexual, or possibly in search of a beard:
I am a driver. I like cars, fashion, culinary, movies and even theatre. I like nature, sea and river and many other things.I like to wear beautiful clothes.
Confusing but so charming:
I have many different specialities and I can do everything about the house. And I like to do such things very much! At my free time 4 times a week I go to the gym to do boxing. I am a FIhes by horoscope and I love sea, river, cats and dogs.
I call bullshit on this guy's photo. He SO ganked it from a catalogue or a movie magazine.
DavidS - Dec 28, 2005 8:52:40 am PST #5570 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm fairly certain there's a found poem in there somewhere.
It's a lot like Sloan's ESL classic song "Pen Pals."
§ ita § - Dec 28, 2005 8:53:31 am PST #5571 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I call bullshit on this guy's photo. He SO ganked it from a catalogue or a movie magazine.
Hey, someone has to look like that, right?
Aims - Dec 28, 2005 8:54:20 am PST #5572 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I'm ordering him.
For myself.
sarameg - Dec 28, 2005 8:55:14 am PST #5573 of 10002
Y'all have helped me to realize that the entire concept of mailorder spouses just creeps me right the hell out. Explains why I had such a weird reaction to Sarah, Plain and Tall .
§ ita § - Dec 28, 2005 8:58:21 am PST #5574 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Y'all have helped me to realize that the entire concept of mailorder spouses just creeps me right the hell out
You didn't already know?
beekaytee - Dec 28, 2005 8:59:23 am PST #5575 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant
> I call bullshit on this guy's photo.
I would too, if it weren't for a weird, distant relative of mine who looks just like that...even appeared in that "Bachelors" mag in the '80s when women were catalog shopping for mates. He appeared on about a dozen tv shows as a result...stayed single though.
Besides, that fellow in the photo claims self-employment. As a gigolo perhaps? Or a plastic surgeon's muse.
I'm liking Anatoly who has 'no bad habits'. Can I order one with the bad habit of being slavishly devoted to me?
Fred Pete - Dec 28, 2005 9:00:15 am PST #5576 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
but let's not forget the lesson Nicole Kidman taught us in Birthday Girl.
I'd like to, but that would involve not forgetting Nicole Kidman.