Probably I shall taste you once with my dishes.

Cannibal!

The mail-order groom site is weirdly charming. I'm fairly certain there's a found poem in there somewhere.

I am a well-wishing man from Ukraine, musician and painter with University education. I love art, intellectual dialoges, going to the nature. I love music, going to the concert halls, doing bodybuilding, painting and I write pictures and sell my work...

I am a family oriented man. I do not have bad habits at all. I like sport, music, cinema, nature and reading. I am a man with serious intentions.

At my spare time I like to do many things and among them are to listen to music, to have an active rest on the nature or sea, disco clubs. But I do not like to do it alone.

People, friends consider me as aman with self-respect. I love my work and I love to treat people. I like reading, travelling, sport and cars. They are my main interests. And I have many different interests too. And I am without bad habits.

I can draw nicely and I am good at cutting hair.

I am a strong man. Pilot-instructor by profession.I love my dears, nature, sport, music, arts and tourism. I love flying and making beautiful things.I am fond of woodcarving and art furniture.

I am a leader-man, Catholic. I have a daughter who lives with her mother. I love painting, design,heraldry, rock-music, jazz, phylosophy, religion, jurisprudence, medicine. I am of German origin. I play in rock band as a drummer.

It's like Smoove B from the former Soviet Union.

Duuuude - I hadn't shopped for my sister yet.

I'm totally ordering her a husband!

Unfortunate typo:

I am the agriculturist(agronomist) & the builder by profession. I love independence and travelling. I like many things movies, music, nature, meeting interesting people but I do not like to do anything alone, I want to do everything for my lovely lad...

Aspiring metrosexual, or possibly in search of a beard:

I am a driver. I like cars, fashion, culinary, movies and even theatre. I like nature, sea and river and many other things.I like to wear beautiful clothes.

Confusing but so charming:

I have many different specialities and I can do everything about the house. And I like to do such things very much! At my free time 4 times a week I go to the gym to do boxing. I am a FIhes by horoscope and I love sea, river, cats and dogs.

I call bullshit on this guy's photo. He SO ganked it from a catalogue or a movie magazine.

I'm fairly certain there's a found poem in there somewhere.

It's a lot like Sloan's ESL classic song "Pen Pals."

I call bullshit on this guy's photo. He SO ganked it from a catalogue or a movie magazine.

Hey, someone has to look like that, right?

I'm ordering him.

For myself.

Y'all have helped me to realize that the entire concept of mailorder spouses just creeps me right the hell out. Explains why I had such a weird reaction to Sarah, Plain and Tall .

Y'all have helped me to realize that the entire concept of mailorder spouses just creeps me right the hell out

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