I think you have a lustometer in dire need of recalibrating.
Nonsense. I just know what I like. My lustometer works even better than my gaydar.
Saffron: I'll die. Mal: Well, as a courtesy, you might start getting busy on that, 'cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.
'Trash'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Nov 15, 2005 1:56:22 pm PST #4448 of 10006
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Allyson - Nov 15, 2005 1:56:41 pm PST #4449 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
in fact you have to get pretty lucky to catch them with their tail fanned.
While with men, a wink and a drink will do it.
Connie Neil - Nov 15, 2005 1:58:15 pm PST #4450 of 10006
brillig
All right, Hec, what is green, hangs on the wall and whistles?
(if you've answered that anywhere else I've not seen it)
§ ita § - Nov 15, 2005 1:59:14 pm PST #4451 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Drinks. Maybe that's what I'm missing.
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 15, 2005 2:03:18 pm PST #4452 of 10006
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
flea, if you're still taking requests for Nielsen pimpage I'd like to put in a request for How I Met Your Mother on CBS Monday night. It's Alyson Hannigan's show, and good enough to be worth a decent shot from the network.
Jessica - Nov 15, 2005 2:03:22 pm PST #4453 of 10006
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
In a nice bit of internet synchronicity, Overheard in New York has a TLC-related bit today.
Aims - Nov 15, 2005 2:03:26 pm PST #4454 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Just like Aimee.
We are as one. I Steph therefore I am.
Allyson - Nov 15, 2005 2:03:29 pm PST #4455 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
ita, your problem is that you're oblivious to the boys tripping over themselves at you. We'll go out, I'll be your dumpy friend, and I'll point them all out to you.
Of course, any guy who walks up to me and flirts to ask me if you're single will get a punch in the eye. Which is sort of win/win. I'll feel better, and you like a guy with a shiner.
Daisy Jane - Nov 15, 2005 2:03:42 pm PST #4456 of 10006
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
That's not from Amazon, and it's more than my gift certificate! I suppose I could just poke around and see if there's anything I want.
Aims - Nov 15, 2005 2:04:41 pm PST #4457 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.
We'll go out, I'll be your dumpy friend, and I'll point them all out to you.
Pshaw. Allyson != dumpy.