You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Oct 25, 2005 8:01:44 am PDT #431 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I don't cook my stuffing in the turkey because I butterfly my turkies (ergo, no "inside' to stuff anything -- the stuffing goes in a disposable casserole pan underneath the turkey, which sits on a broiler pan or wire rack to let the drippings through).

[eta: And the vegetarian stuffing goes in a separate casserole pan cooked away from the drippings.]

That said, the whole food poisoning issue would be a lot more convincing to me if I'd ever met even one person who got sick from undercooked stuffing. (And I've had the Salmonella of Near-Death, so it's not like I take it lightly.)


amych - Oct 25, 2005 8:03:30 am PDT #432 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Yeah, I cook the dressing outside, but because it takes forever and cooks unevenly if you stuff -- nsm because of the salmonella.


askye - Oct 25, 2005 8:03:35 am PDT #433 of 10003
Thrive to spite them

Gud, what your wife is doing sounds a lot like the way I've acted when I've been severely depressed.

I remember getting those thin envelopes from the bank knowing those were overdraft notices and throwing them away because it was too much to deal iwth. And then going and spending more money. I had a debit card and would say "it's not working right, can you run it like a credit card". I think I ended up over drawn by nearly $2000. My parents had to bail me out. I had a couple of bounced checks that went to the Attorney General that I had to take care of and I wasn't allowed to have a debit card for nearly a year.

Sleeping lots is also familiar. I would get overwhelmed or really numb and just try to sleep and think that I'd sleep until "things got better." Which is impossible but at the time I didn't care about that or much of anything. Just lots of numb.


Aims - Oct 25, 2005 8:03:47 am PDT #434 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

ITA with Jess on the not afraid of stuffing salmonella.


brenda m - Oct 25, 2005 8:04:00 am PDT #435 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Our practice is to jam as much stuffing as physically possible inside the bird, and then have a whole bunch of extra cooked alongside.


brenda m - Oct 25, 2005 8:04:51 am PDT #436 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Gud, what your wife is doing sounds a lot like the way I've acted when I've been severely depressed.

Yeah, it really, really does.


Trudy Booth - Oct 25, 2005 8:06:03 am PDT #437 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

ALWAYS the stuffing in the turkey.

I'm from a huge-ass family. In the course of my life I've been to, what, 35 thanksgivings? With a sum total of some six hundred PLUS guests? I've never seen a single case of salmonella from the damn stuffing.


Trudy Booth - Oct 25, 2005 8:07:15 am PDT #438 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Our practice is to jam as much stuffing as physically possible inside the bird, and then have a whole bunch of extra cooked alongside.

Oh yeah. In the back, in the front, in big handfulls stuffed up under the skin as far as we can.


askye - Oct 25, 2005 8:09:24 am PDT #439 of 10003
Thrive to spite them

I've never had stuffing in the turkey. We have dressing. I think this year I'm going to make G'ma's dressing.


Jars - Oct 25, 2005 8:09:38 am PDT #440 of 10003

Oh yeah. In the back, in the front, in big handfulls stuffed up under the skin as far as we can.

I'd be afraid that would dry out the breast. How do you keep it moist?

I usually shove some lemon slices and thyme and butter up under the skin for flavour, but I guess stuffing could work too if it was moist enough.