I have an even BETTER story than ita's. I broke my hymen with a boy! I'm not kidding. And there was nakedness!! And fumbling!!
I swear this is the truth!!!!!@!!!!!
Look, you got a little stabbed the other day. That's bound to make anyone a mite ornery.
Mal ,'Ariel'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Scrappy - Oct 26, 2005 11:01:50 am PDT #8966 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 11:03:02 am PDT #8967 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nakedness??? THAT'S DISGUSTING.
The moral to my story -- always make sure your bike has brakes.
Hey, I never said what part of the bike was missing, did I?
Huh. I guess I still haven't.
Aims - Oct 26, 2005 11:03:33 am PDT #8968 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I have the same story as Robin, although, I'm guessing not the same boy.
Dana - Oct 26, 2005 11:05:10 am PDT #8969 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Hey, I never said what part of the bike was missing, did I?
WE ARE FINE WITH NO MORE DETAILS THANK YOU.
§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 11:06:54 am PDT #8970 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
WE ARE FINE WITH NO MORE DETAILS THANK YOU.
Hey, at least I'm wearing clothes.
tommyrot - Oct 26, 2005 11:08:04 am PDT #8971 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Still more speculation:
Amid all the rumors and speculation about the Valerie Plame investigation, the New York Sun has sniffed out a detail that may be more telling than anything else. After his session with the grand jury ended today, the Sun says, Patrick Fitzgerald spent some time in the chambers of U.S. District Judge Thomas Hogan. If Fitzgerald were in the process of indicting somebody, a private conversation with the judge might have been inappropriate. But if he was looking to extend the term of his grand jury, Hogan would have been the man to see.
beth b - Oct 26, 2005 11:08:06 am PDT #8972 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Hey, at least I'm wearing clothes.
I'm not sure this makes it better
aurelia - Oct 26, 2005 11:08:57 am PDT #8973 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
okay, ew.
Not at all similar to those injuries... I once had an ER diagnosis of "traumatic amputation." There were stitches, but I have no idea how many.
Trudy Booth - Oct 26, 2005 11:08:58 am PDT #8974 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I have no recollection of my hymen and am rendered anecdoteless.
§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 11:09:17 am PDT #8975 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm not sure this makes it better
Oh, trust me, it does.
If only I'd had a full length mirror and a memory this morning I might have put on thicker tights or a longer skirt and not be flaunting the bruised thighs. I feel quite...rude.