Sometimes I miss having powers... Oh. Oh! I know what this is! This is peer pressure! Any second now you're gonna make me smoke tobacco and--and have drugs!

Anya ,'Showtime'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Oct 12, 2005 12:28:43 pm PDT #5599 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

shrift, be sure to report back.


Gudanov - Oct 12, 2005 12:30:26 pm PDT #5600 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

This sounds like an early reader mystery. "Shrift and the Case of the Frozen Soup Can"


Emily - Oct 12, 2005 12:33:37 pm PDT #5601 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Isn't it about time we ran away together and embarked on a life of crime?

Cause I could handle a life of crime right about how. Low-key crime, you understand. Having a beer and then driving in DC. Walking a dog at midnight while whistling in Montana. That sort of thing.


shrift - Oct 12, 2005 12:52:10 pm PDT #5602 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

It's gone! The soup is gone! I am left with nothing but unanswered questions. Who was that mysterious can freezer?

Emily, we could be the fearsome jaywalkers what jaywalk at noon.


§ ita § - Oct 12, 2005 12:52:39 pm PDT #5603 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

shrift, maybe you should leave a note in the freezer.


Dana - Oct 12, 2005 12:53:15 pm PDT #5604 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I vote that someone had a black eye and didn't have a frozen steak to put on it.


§ ita § - Oct 12, 2005 12:53:52 pm PDT #5605 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The mere thought makes me cringe. Even a frozen steak is hard on a shiner.


amych - Oct 12, 2005 12:54:41 pm PDT #5606 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

What works, frozen-food-wise? Peas?


§ ita § - Oct 12, 2005 12:57:29 pm PDT #5607 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Bendy stuff. I'd go with peas, since they're small and don't have corners. You can only use a given package a few times before it becomes mush, though.


Dana - Oct 12, 2005 1:00:03 pm PDT #5608 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

It's the office! How many supplies do you expect people to have? Gotta go with what's available.