What works, frozen-food-wise? Peas?
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Bendy stuff. I'd go with peas, since they're small and don't have corners. You can only use a given package a few times before it becomes mush, though.
It's the office! How many supplies do you expect people to have? Gotta go with what's available.
Maybe it's some secret ninja technique to protect the soup from workplace poachers. Kage soup can no jutsu!
Maybe the office needs to keep peas around just in case the office finds itself with a shiner someday.
Ooh! I bet I know what the soup can thing was. If you chill the can, the fat rises and congeals at the top so you can scoop it off before heating.
But it was a Healthy Choice can, brenda. How much more fat can you squeeze out of it?
Well, that stuff's pretty crappy. Maybe you can't taste it if it's frozen.
We have icepacks in our freezer.
Or, more accurately, I have icepacks in our freezer.
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