You turned evil a lot faster than I thought you would.

Angel ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Oct 12, 2005 12:54:41 pm PDT #5606 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

What works, frozen-food-wise? Peas?


§ ita § - Oct 12, 2005 12:57:29 pm PDT #5607 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Bendy stuff. I'd go with peas, since they're small and don't have corners. You can only use a given package a few times before it becomes mush, though.


Dana - Oct 12, 2005 1:00:03 pm PDT #5608 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

It's the office! How many supplies do you expect people to have? Gotta go with what's available.


shrift - Oct 12, 2005 1:00:51 pm PDT #5609 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Maybe it's some secret ninja technique to protect the soup from workplace poachers. Kage soup can no jutsu!


amych - Oct 12, 2005 1:00:57 pm PDT #5610 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Maybe the office needs to keep peas around just in case the office finds itself with a shiner someday.


brenda m - Oct 12, 2005 1:03:21 pm PDT #5611 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Ooh! I bet I know what the soup can thing was. If you chill the can, the fat rises and congeals at the top so you can scoop it off before heating.


shrift - Oct 12, 2005 1:05:58 pm PDT #5612 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

But it was a Healthy Choice can, brenda. How much more fat can you squeeze out of it?


brenda m - Oct 12, 2005 1:08:39 pm PDT #5613 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Well, that stuff's pretty crappy. Maybe you can't taste it if it's frozen.


§ ita § - Oct 12, 2005 1:12:38 pm PDT #5614 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

We have icepacks in our freezer.

Or, more accurately, I have icepacks in our freezer.


Aims - Oct 12, 2005 1:15:42 pm PDT #5615 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

@@ x infinity.

Manager: Aimee, did I send you the invite for the budget presentation with CEO?

Me: No, you didn't.

Manager: Oh. Well, you don't want to go anyway.

WTF??