You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Oct 12, 2005 12:54:41 pm PDT #5606 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

What works, frozen-food-wise? Peas?


§ ita § - Oct 12, 2005 12:57:29 pm PDT #5607 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Bendy stuff. I'd go with peas, since they're small and don't have corners. You can only use a given package a few times before it becomes mush, though.


Dana - Oct 12, 2005 1:00:03 pm PDT #5608 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

It's the office! How many supplies do you expect people to have? Gotta go with what's available.


shrift - Oct 12, 2005 1:00:51 pm PDT #5609 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Maybe it's some secret ninja technique to protect the soup from workplace poachers. Kage soup can no jutsu!


amych - Oct 12, 2005 1:00:57 pm PDT #5610 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Maybe the office needs to keep peas around just in case the office finds itself with a shiner someday.


brenda m - Oct 12, 2005 1:03:21 pm PDT #5611 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Ooh! I bet I know what the soup can thing was. If you chill the can, the fat rises and congeals at the top so you can scoop it off before heating.


shrift - Oct 12, 2005 1:05:58 pm PDT #5612 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

But it was a Healthy Choice can, brenda. How much more fat can you squeeze out of it?


brenda m - Oct 12, 2005 1:08:39 pm PDT #5613 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Well, that stuff's pretty crappy. Maybe you can't taste it if it's frozen.


§ ita § - Oct 12, 2005 1:12:38 pm PDT #5614 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

We have icepacks in our freezer.

Or, more accurately, I have icepacks in our freezer.


Aims - Oct 12, 2005 1:15:42 pm PDT #5615 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

@@ x infinity.

Manager: Aimee, did I send you the invite for the budget presentation with CEO?

Me: No, you didn't.

Manager: Oh. Well, you don't want to go anyway.

WTF??