Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Isn't it about time we ran away together and embarked on a life of crime?
Cause I could handle a life of crime right about how. Low-key crime, you understand. Having a beer and then driving in DC. Walking a dog at midnight while whistling in Montana. That sort of thing.
It's gone! The soup is gone! I am left with nothing but unanswered questions. Who was that mysterious can freezer?
Emily, we could be the fearsome jaywalkers what jaywalk at noon.
shrift, maybe you should leave a note in the freezer.
I vote that someone had a black eye and didn't have a frozen steak to put on it.
The mere thought makes me cringe. Even a frozen steak is hard on a shiner.
What works, frozen-food-wise? Peas?
Bendy stuff. I'd go with peas, since they're small and don't have corners. You can only use a given package a few times before it becomes mush, though.
It's the office! How many supplies do you expect people to have? Gotta go with what's available.
Maybe it's some secret ninja technique to protect the soup from workplace poachers. Kage soup can no jutsu!
Maybe the office needs to keep peas around just in case the office finds itself with a shiner someday.