Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

'Serenity'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Oct 12, 2005 12:52:10 pm PDT #5602 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

It's gone! The soup is gone! I am left with nothing but unanswered questions. Who was that mysterious can freezer?

Emily, we could be the fearsome jaywalkers what jaywalk at noon.


§ ita § - Oct 12, 2005 12:52:39 pm PDT #5603 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

shrift, maybe you should leave a note in the freezer.


Dana - Oct 12, 2005 12:53:15 pm PDT #5604 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I vote that someone had a black eye and didn't have a frozen steak to put on it.


§ ita § - Oct 12, 2005 12:53:52 pm PDT #5605 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The mere thought makes me cringe. Even a frozen steak is hard on a shiner.


amych - Oct 12, 2005 12:54:41 pm PDT #5606 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

What works, frozen-food-wise? Peas?


§ ita § - Oct 12, 2005 12:57:29 pm PDT #5607 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Bendy stuff. I'd go with peas, since they're small and don't have corners. You can only use a given package a few times before it becomes mush, though.


Dana - Oct 12, 2005 1:00:03 pm PDT #5608 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

It's the office! How many supplies do you expect people to have? Gotta go with what's available.


shrift - Oct 12, 2005 1:00:51 pm PDT #5609 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Maybe it's some secret ninja technique to protect the soup from workplace poachers. Kage soup can no jutsu!


amych - Oct 12, 2005 1:00:57 pm PDT #5610 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Maybe the office needs to keep peas around just in case the office finds itself with a shiner someday.


brenda m - Oct 12, 2005 1:03:21 pm PDT #5611 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Ooh! I bet I know what the soup can thing was. If you chill the can, the fat rises and congeals at the top so you can scoop it off before heating.