This sounds like an early reader mystery. "Shrift and the Case of the Frozen Soup Can"
I just think it's rather odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility should feel compelled to strap on forty pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby.
Giles ,'Beneath You'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Oct 12, 2005 12:30:26 pm PDT #5600 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
Emily - Oct 12, 2005 12:33:37 pm PDT #5601 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Isn't it about time we ran away together and embarked on a life of crime?
Cause I could handle a life of crime right about how. Low-key crime, you understand. Having a beer and then driving in DC. Walking a dog at midnight while whistling in Montana. That sort of thing.
shrift - Oct 12, 2005 12:52:10 pm PDT #5602 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
It's gone! The soup is gone! I am left with nothing but unanswered questions. Who was that mysterious can freezer?
Emily, we could be the fearsome jaywalkers what jaywalk at noon.
§ ita § - Oct 12, 2005 12:52:39 pm PDT #5603 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
shrift, maybe you should leave a note in the freezer.
Dana - Oct 12, 2005 12:53:15 pm PDT #5604 of 10002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
I vote that someone had a black eye and didn't have a frozen steak to put on it.
§ ita § - Oct 12, 2005 12:53:52 pm PDT #5605 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The mere thought makes me cringe. Even a frozen steak is hard on a shiner.
amych - Oct 12, 2005 12:54:41 pm PDT #5606 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
What works, frozen-food-wise? Peas?
§ ita § - Oct 12, 2005 12:57:29 pm PDT #5607 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Bendy stuff. I'd go with peas, since they're small and don't have corners. You can only use a given package a few times before it becomes mush, though.
Dana - Oct 12, 2005 1:00:03 pm PDT #5608 of 10002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
It's the office! How many supplies do you expect people to have? Gotta go with what's available.
shrift - Oct 12, 2005 1:00:51 pm PDT #5609 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Maybe it's some secret ninja technique to protect the soup from workplace poachers. Kage soup can no jutsu!