I feel like someone put slugs in my sinuses while I was sleeping last night.
I rather wish they hadn't.
Wash: Captain, didn't you know kissin' girls makes you sleepy? Mal: Well sometimes I just can't help myself.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Lee - Sep 26, 2005 8:42:23 am PDT #5089 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Strix - Sep 26, 2005 8:42:52 am PDT #5090 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Nope, charter school. Catholic school was last year. And nope, I'm not allowed to "distribute" condoms. But if they are in my room for my sex talks, and they are "stolen" -- well, the administration is A-OK with that.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 26, 2005 8:43:49 am PDT #5091 of 10001
What is even happening?
Nope, charter school. Catholic school was last year. And nope, I'm not allowed to "distribute" condoms. But if they are in my room for my sex talks, and they are "stolen" -- well, the administration is A-OK with that.Okay. I had visions of you being confronted by Sister Mary NoMercy, and not in a fun way.
Strix - Sep 26, 2005 8:45:53 am PDT #5092 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Ooh, wouldn't that be fun?! I think I'd kick her ass. Nope, as long as I talk about abstinence in conjunction with contras and STD's (and as long as I have a permission slip from the parents) I am fine. I even did the condom and banana thing.
vw bug - Sep 26, 2005 8:46:14 am PDT #5093 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Co-worker is chatty. Can someone please tell her to shut up?
kthxby
Strix - Sep 26, 2005 8:46:50 am PDT #5094 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!
Glamcookie - Sep 26, 2005 8:47:08 am PDT #5095 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I feel like someone put slugs in my sinuses while I was sleeping last night.
The Slug Fairy visited me as well. That bitch.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 26, 2005 8:48:37 am PDT #5096 of 10001
What is even happening?
Ooh, wouldn't that be fun?! I think I'd kick her ass. Nope, as long as I talk about abstinence in conjunction with contras and STD's (and as long as I have a permission slip from the parents) I am fine. I even did the condom and banana thing.
The girls are lucky to have you. How old are the two that are pregnant? Are they far along?
WindSparrow - Sep 26, 2005 8:58:17 am PDT #5097 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Go, Erin!
I feel like someone put slugs in my sinuses while I was sleeping last night.
The Slug Fairy visited me as well. That bitch.
What, did you two forget to put gold coins under your pillows? This is the traditional bribe for the Slug Fairy.
tommyrot - Sep 26, 2005 8:58:58 am PDT #5098 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What, did you two forget to put gold coins under your pillows? This is the traditional bribe for the Slug Fairy.
Or else you can pour a circle of salt around your bed.