'Dirty Girls'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Nope, charter school. Catholic school was last year. And nope, I'm not allowed to "distribute" condoms. But if they are in my room for my sex talks, and they are "stolen" -- well, the administration is A-OK with that.Okay. I had visions of you being confronted by Sister Mary NoMercy, and not in a fun way.
Ooh, wouldn't that be fun?! I think I'd kick her ass. Nope, as long as I talk about abstinence in conjunction with contras and STD's (and as long as I have a permission slip from the parents) I am fine. I even did the condom and banana thing.
Co-worker is chatty. Can someone please tell her to shut up?
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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!
I feel like someone put slugs in my sinuses while I was sleeping last night.
The Slug Fairy visited me as well. That bitch.
Ooh, wouldn't that be fun?! I think I'd kick her ass. Nope, as long as I talk about abstinence in conjunction with contras and STD's (and as long as I have a permission slip from the parents) I am fine. I even did the condom and banana thing.
The girls are lucky to have you. How old are the two that are pregnant? Are they far along?
Go, Erin!
I feel like someone put slugs in my sinuses while I was sleeping last night.
The Slug Fairy visited me as well. That bitch.
What, did you two forget to put gold coins under your pillows? This is the traditional bribe for the Slug Fairy.
What, did you two forget to put gold coins under your pillows? This is the traditional bribe for the Slug Fairy.
Or else you can pour a circle of salt around your bed.
What, did you two forget to put gold coins under your pillows? This is the traditional bribe for the Slug Fairy.
I usually go with salt tablets under the pillow instead. It's not a bribe per se. More of a warning shot.
Sure, now you tell me.