Co-worker is chatty. Can someone please tell her to shut up?
kthxby
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Co-worker is chatty. Can someone please tell her to shut up?
kthxby
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!
I feel like someone put slugs in my sinuses while I was sleeping last night.
The Slug Fairy visited me as well. That bitch.
Ooh, wouldn't that be fun?! I think I'd kick her ass. Nope, as long as I talk about abstinence in conjunction with contras and STD's (and as long as I have a permission slip from the parents) I am fine. I even did the condom and banana thing.
The girls are lucky to have you. How old are the two that are pregnant? Are they far along?
Go, Erin!
I feel like someone put slugs in my sinuses while I was sleeping last night.
The Slug Fairy visited me as well. That bitch.
What, did you two forget to put gold coins under your pillows? This is the traditional bribe for the Slug Fairy.
What, did you two forget to put gold coins under your pillows? This is the traditional bribe for the Slug Fairy.
Or else you can pour a circle of salt around your bed.
What, did you two forget to put gold coins under your pillows? This is the traditional bribe for the Slug Fairy.
I usually go with salt tablets under the pillow instead. It's not a bribe per se. More of a warning shot.
Sure, now you tell me.
Oh, also, in more good news for the day, I met with my TA to go over my lab report, and I only had two little problems (that wouldn't have lost me many points). But, now they're fixed, so I'll get full credit. Yay!
Yay vw! You clearly rocked that paper.
Perkins, try placing a pint glass full of beer under your nose (like in the vicinity of your mouth). Slugs like beer, and this should lure them out. Alternatively, drink the beer until you can't feel the slugs anymore.
Amazing myths these kids believe.
Hey, I clearly remember the sex ed instructors telling us in 9th grade that douching after intercourse was an effective means of birth control.