SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!
Gunn: The final score can't be rigged. I don't care how many players you grease, that last shot always comes up a question mark. But here's the thing. You never know when you're taking it. It could be when you're duking it out with the Legion of Doom, or just crossing the street deciding where to have brunch. So you just treat it like it was up to you—the world in balance—'cause you never know when it is.
'Underneath'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Sep 26, 2005 8:46:50 am PDT #5094 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Glamcookie - Sep 26, 2005 8:47:08 am PDT #5095 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I feel like someone put slugs in my sinuses while I was sleeping last night.
The Slug Fairy visited me as well. That bitch.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 26, 2005 8:48:37 am PDT #5096 of 10001
What is even happening?
Ooh, wouldn't that be fun?! I think I'd kick her ass. Nope, as long as I talk about abstinence in conjunction with contras and STD's (and as long as I have a permission slip from the parents) I am fine. I even did the condom and banana thing.
The girls are lucky to have you. How old are the two that are pregnant? Are they far along?
WindSparrow - Sep 26, 2005 8:58:17 am PDT #5097 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Go, Erin!
I feel like someone put slugs in my sinuses while I was sleeping last night.
The Slug Fairy visited me as well. That bitch.
What, did you two forget to put gold coins under your pillows? This is the traditional bribe for the Slug Fairy.
tommyrot - Sep 26, 2005 8:58:58 am PDT #5098 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What, did you two forget to put gold coins under your pillows? This is the traditional bribe for the Slug Fairy.
Or else you can pour a circle of salt around your bed.
Calli - Sep 26, 2005 8:59:26 am PDT #5099 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
What, did you two forget to put gold coins under your pillows? This is the traditional bribe for the Slug Fairy.
I usually go with salt tablets under the pillow instead. It's not a bribe per se. More of a warning shot.
Lee - Sep 26, 2005 9:01:56 am PDT #5100 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Sure, now you tell me.
vw bug - Sep 26, 2005 9:12:28 am PDT #5101 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Oh, also, in more good news for the day, I met with my TA to go over my lab report, and I only had two little problems (that wouldn't have lost me many points). But, now they're fixed, so I'll get full credit. Yay!
Volans - Sep 26, 2005 9:28:23 am PDT #5102 of 10001
move out and draw fire
Yay vw! You clearly rocked that paper.
Perkins, try placing a pint glass full of beer under your nose (like in the vicinity of your mouth). Slugs like beer, and this should lure them out. Alternatively, drink the beer until you can't feel the slugs anymore.
Amazing myths these kids believe.
Hey, I clearly remember the sex ed instructors telling us in 9th grade that douching after intercourse was an effective means of birth control.
JZ - Sep 26, 2005 9:33:23 am PDT #5103 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Bah. I am crazy behind on, like, everything, and my brain is all a jumble of worries and vibes for Teppy and Cash and Cass and their families, awe at vw's powers of A+itude (awe and bedazzlement, but no actual surprise), dedness of the cute babies who have been popping up over the last few aeons since I last posted, and delight that Daniel and Andi went to a Renaissance Faire (though sad it wasn't mine).
Also, so very exhausted.
Also also, not meaning to hijack the thread with yet another name discussion, but I need to vent for just a second because the stupid, it burns:
If Bay Area parents don't get a grip and start naming their children with actual names, I am going to go all bureaucratzilla on them and cram a French-style Board of Name Approval down everyone's throats. The most recent offenders:
- The parents of a boy named Myra
- The parents of a boy named Coddy, pronounced Cody, who will get to spend many, many decades spelling his name and correcting and correcting and correcting everyone while hating his parents for saddling him with an extra D that turned his name from a short sweet boyname to something indicating that he apparently resembles a whitefish
- The parents of a girl named Jewelianna, pronounced Julianna
On behalf of their children, I hate them all. Though it may be just that I'm in a mood lately.