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Strix - Sep 26, 2005 8:22:00 am PDT #5084 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hey, all. My computer at work is now VIRUS FREE and I can communicate with the Outside World.

Oh, and I am the officially Sex Queen for my school. That's right, I am the Sex Educator for my high school. It's interesting. Three of my freshman girls thought they were pregnant last MOnday - 2 are indeed knocked up, and this is where Ms. G's Sex Talk came from. Amazing myths these kids believe.

amych - Sep 26, 2005 8:26:34 am PDT #5085 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Arggh, Erin. Good for you for being the sex queen, but too bad it couldn't have come earlier for those girls.

Oh, and HI ERIN MWAH!!! I MISSED YOU!!

Strix - Sep 26, 2005 8:28:44 am PDT #5086 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I've already told them that if they get pregnant now, I will kick their asses. Esp. since I keep a supply of condoms in the file cabinet.

But mostly I am having a really great time teaching.

vw bug - Sep 26, 2005 8:31:07 am PDT #5087 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Thanks, everyone!

HI ERIN!

Topic!Cindy - Sep 26, 2005 8:37:43 am PDT #5088 of 10001
What is even happening?

I've already told them that if they get pregnant now, I will kick their asses. Esp. since I keep a supply of condoms in the file cabinet.

Are you still at the Catholic school, or was that last year?

Lee - Sep 26, 2005 8:42:23 am PDT #5089 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I feel like someone put slugs in my sinuses while I was sleeping last night.

I rather wish they hadn't.

Strix - Sep 26, 2005 8:42:52 am PDT #5090 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Nope, charter school. Catholic school was last year. And nope, I'm not allowed to "distribute" condoms. But if they are in my room for my sex talks, and they are "stolen" -- well, the administration is A-OK with that.

Topic!Cindy - Sep 26, 2005 8:43:49 am PDT #5091 of 10001
What is even happening?

Nope, charter school. Catholic school was last year. And nope, I'm not allowed to "distribute" condoms. But if they are in my room for my sex talks, and they are "stolen" -- well, the administration is A-OK with that.
Okay. I had visions of you being confronted by Sister Mary NoMercy, and not in a fun way.

Strix - Sep 26, 2005 8:45:53 am PDT #5092 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ooh, wouldn't that be fun?! I think I'd kick her ass. Nope, as long as I talk about abstinence in conjunction with contras and STD's (and as long as I have a permission slip from the parents) I am fine. I even did the condom and banana thing.

vw bug - Sep 26, 2005 8:46:14 am PDT #5093 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Co-worker is chatty. Can someone please tell her to shut up?

kthxby

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