Secretary. James Spader.
Enough said.
Does that mean Maggie Gyllenhaal will be free for a "you are on my list" fling?
Book: Afraid I might be needing a preacher. Mal: That's good. You lie there and be ironical.
'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
dw - Sep 22, 2005 3:18:06 pm PDT #4588 of 10001
Silence means security silence means approval
Steph L. - Sep 22, 2005 3:33:26 pm PDT #4589 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Does that mean Maggie Gyllenhaal will be free for a "you are on my list" fling?
No -- I'll be needing her, too.
billytea - Sep 22, 2005 3:46:55 pm PDT #4590 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I'm having people over tomorrow night to celebrate the aging process. The guest list includes one vegetarian, and at least one carnivore. And someone who feels ill at the sight of pink meat. Challenge!
I will have a vegetarian lasagne thing going (a recipe I submitted to the Buffista cookbook), and am thinking something porkesque for the meat dish. Then a salad to go with either of them. Not entirely happy with it, though. I think something beef-based would be better.
P.M. Marc - Sep 22, 2005 4:00:58 pm PDT #4591 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
DO NOT BOGART THE GYLLENHAAL!*
*Well, feel free to bogart Jake.
beekaytee - Sep 22, 2005 4:06:38 pm PDT #4592 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
New deals and good recommendations are good. I hope he throws massive amounts of money at you at the end of next week.
Thanks Cass. From your lips...
I hope your stoopid co-worker does get burned by the cluestick!
billytea - Sep 22, 2005 4:09:07 pm PDT #4593 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I hope your stoopid co-worker does get burned by the cluestick!
These would not be Blue's Clues. They need a new name. I propose 'Guido's Clues'.
Trudy Booth - Sep 22, 2005 4:13:29 pm PDT #4594 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
So what kind of porn do you like?
Can you say "Overfiend"?
ARGHHHH!!!!!!!!
I've gotten a job offer. I'm actually pretty happy about that. But the agent called me at home at 7:30 at night and said, "So, what's your answer?" and I'm all "I'm really happy, but I'm expecting another offer tomorrow and will need to review both" and he's all "well how much are THEY offering you?" and I'm all "um, don't know yet" "didn't the agency tell you?" "no, they gave me a range" "well, what matters to you? the size of the place? the salary? the benefits? I didn't know you were this close to another job..."
Right, cause its a race. I bust my ass interviewing all over the damn town and I just go with the place that makes an offer first! Yep! That's just how it works! You give me a number (and no sense of benefits, etc.) and I just say "yep, ok!"
Steph L. - Sep 22, 2005 4:28:58 pm PDT #4595 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
DO NOT BOGART THE GYLLENHAAL!*
NO JAKE! ONLY MAGGIE! Mineminemineallmine!
erikaj - Sep 22, 2005 4:41:22 pm PDT #4596 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
That is why I think "Mona Lisa Smile" was the Sci-fi movie of that year. Because there is no WAY in the world DW, at his horndog best, though curiously aphasic without Jimmy's favorite expletive, would chuck gorgeous, sexually forward, MG(hell, I'd do her) for bony, repressed, and slightly asexual JR. Nuh uh.
billytea - Sep 22, 2005 4:44:37 pm PDT #4597 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
That is why I think "Mona Lisa Smile" was the Sci-fi movie of that year. Because there is no WAY in the world DW, at his horndog best, though curiously aphasic without Jimmy's favorite expletive, would chuck gorgeous, sexually forward, MG(hell, I'd do her) for bony, repressed, and slightly asexual JR. Nuh uh.
So you're thinking JR emits alien pheromones? I could go with this. The human race could be in serious trouble if she wanted anything more than people to tell her she's pretty.
The Lyle Lovett thing is harder to explain, but clearly the pheromones were involved. I mean, she's just not his type. I have it on good authority that he goes for penguins, not aye-ayes.