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Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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billytea - Sep 22, 2005 4:44:37 pm PDT #4597 of 10001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

That is why I think "Mona Lisa Smile" was the Sci-fi movie of that year. Because there is no WAY in the world DW, at his horndog best, though curiously aphasic without Jimmy's favorite expletive, would chuck gorgeous, sexually forward, MG(hell, I'd do her) for bony, repressed, and slightly asexual JR. Nuh uh.

So you're thinking JR emits alien pheromones? I could go with this. The human race could be in serious trouble if she wanted anything more than people to tell her she's pretty.

The Lyle Lovett thing is harder to explain, but clearly the pheromones were involved. I mean, she's just not his type. I have it on good authority that he goes for penguins, not aye-ayes.

dw - Sep 22, 2005 5:06:27 pm PDT #4598 of 10001

Silence means security silence means approval

I'm having people over tomorrow night to celebrate the aging process. The guest list includes one vegetarian, and at least one carnivore. And someone who feels ill at the sight of pink meat. Challenge!

Dye some chunks of silken tofu with red food coloring, then grill or pan-fry. Everyone will feel ill!

Trudy Booth - Sep 22, 2005 5:28:20 pm PDT #4599 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Note: Goran Visijnic should touch all of me.

Amy - Sep 22, 2005 6:02:22 pm PDT #4600 of 10001

Because books.

Almost-too-late happy birthdays to Lilty Cash and dw! With extra cake!

SailAweigh - Sep 22, 2005 6:04:05 pm PDT #4601 of 10001

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Ooh, ooh, me too!

Happy Birthdays, Lilty Cash and dw!!

P.M. Marc - Sep 22, 2005 6:04:54 pm PDT #4602 of 10001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

NO JAKE! ONLY MAGGIE! Mineminemineallmine!

I WILL JELLO WRESTLE YOU FOR HER!!!

SailAweigh - Sep 22, 2005 6:06:18 pm PDT #4603 of 10001

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Whoohoo!

pulls out the lime and sparkling orange mandarin jello packages.

Trudy Booth - Sep 22, 2005 6:15:17 pm PDT #4604 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILTY & DW!!!!

Cass - Sep 22, 2005 6:20:50 pm PDT #4605 of 10001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Happy birthday Lilty and dw!

No -- I'll be needing her, too.

Get. In. Line.

*Well, feel free to bogart Jake.

I'll be needing him too. Though seperately.

I hope your stoopid co-worker does get burned by the cluestick!

It's my morning mantra. I get some tea and pray for the cluesticking of JackAssDave. So far it's moved him from in my face to making a fuss mostly through email. I'm good.

Excellent news about the offer, Trudy! Even if they are being asshat-y.

Back is killing me. I have PT in the morning. These things shall intersect painfully but for the best. Which is just as well since my dvd player seems dead and I might as well go to sleep early.

amych - Sep 22, 2005 6:36:48 pm PDT #4606 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I WILL JELLO WRESTLE YOU FOR HER!!!

See, now I'm all emotionally excited. Sinners.

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