DO NOT BOGART THE GYLLENHAAL!*
NO JAKE! ONLY MAGGIE! Mineminemineallmine!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DO NOT BOGART THE GYLLENHAAL!*
NO JAKE! ONLY MAGGIE! Mineminemineallmine!
That is why I think "Mona Lisa Smile" was the Sci-fi movie of that year. Because there is no WAY in the world DW, at his horndog best, though curiously aphasic without Jimmy's favorite expletive, would chuck gorgeous, sexually forward, MG(hell, I'd do her) for bony, repressed, and slightly asexual JR. Nuh uh.
That is why I think "Mona Lisa Smile" was the Sci-fi movie of that year. Because there is no WAY in the world DW, at his horndog best, though curiously aphasic without Jimmy's favorite expletive, would chuck gorgeous, sexually forward, MG(hell, I'd do her) for bony, repressed, and slightly asexual JR. Nuh uh.
So you're thinking JR emits alien pheromones? I could go with this. The human race could be in serious trouble if she wanted anything more than people to tell her she's pretty.
The Lyle Lovett thing is harder to explain, but clearly the pheromones were involved. I mean, she's just not his type. I have it on good authority that he goes for penguins, not aye-ayes.
I'm having people over tomorrow night to celebrate the aging process. The guest list includes one vegetarian, and at least one carnivore. And someone who feels ill at the sight of pink meat. Challenge!
Dye some chunks of silken tofu with red food coloring, then grill or pan-fry. Everyone will feel ill!
Note: Goran Visijnic should touch all of me.
Almost-too-late happy birthdays to Lilty Cash and dw! With extra cake!
Ooh, ooh, me too!
Happy Birthdays, Lilty Cash and dw!!
NO JAKE! ONLY MAGGIE! Mineminemineallmine!
I WILL JELLO WRESTLE YOU FOR HER!!!
Whoohoo!
pulls out the lime and sparkling orange mandarin jello packages.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILTY & DW!!!!