I'm having people over tomorrow night to celebrate the aging process. The guest list includes one vegetarian, and at least one carnivore. And someone who feels ill at the sight of pink meat. Challenge!

I will have a vegetarian lasagne thing going (a recipe I submitted to the Buffista cookbook), and am thinking something porkesque for the meat dish. Then a salad to go with either of them. Not entirely happy with it, though. I think something beef-based would be better.

DO NOT BOGART THE GYLLENHAAL!*

*Well, feel free to bogart Jake.

New deals and good recommendations are good. I hope he throws massive amounts of money at you at the end of next week.

Thanks Cass. From your lips...

I hope your stoopid co-worker does get burned by the cluestick!

I hope your stoopid co-worker does get burned by the cluestick!

These would not be Blue's Clues. They need a new name. I propose 'Guido's Clues'.

So what kind of porn do you like?

Can you say "Overfiend"?

ARGHHHH!!!!!!!!

I've gotten a job offer. I'm actually pretty happy about that. But the agent called me at home at 7:30 at night and said, "So, what's your answer?" and I'm all "I'm really happy, but I'm expecting another offer tomorrow and will need to review both" and he's all "well how much are THEY offering you?" and I'm all "um, don't know yet" "didn't the agency tell you?" "no, they gave me a range" "well, what matters to you? the size of the place? the salary? the benefits? I didn't know you were this close to another job..."

Right, cause its a race. I bust my ass interviewing all over the damn town and I just go with the place that makes an offer first! Yep! That's just how it works! You give me a number (and no sense of benefits, etc.) and I just say "yep, ok!"

DO NOT BOGART THE GYLLENHAAL!*

NO JAKE! ONLY MAGGIE! Mineminemineallmine!

That is why I think "Mona Lisa Smile" was the Sci-fi movie of that year. Because there is no WAY in the world DW, at his horndog best, though curiously aphasic without Jimmy's favorite expletive, would chuck gorgeous, sexually forward, MG(hell, I'd do her) for bony, repressed, and slightly asexual JR. Nuh uh.

That is why I think "Mona Lisa Smile" was the Sci-fi movie of that year. Because there is no WAY in the world DW, at his horndog best, though curiously aphasic without Jimmy's favorite expletive, would chuck gorgeous, sexually forward, MG(hell, I'd do her) for bony, repressed, and slightly asexual JR. Nuh uh.

So you're thinking JR emits alien pheromones? I could go with this. The human race could be in serious trouble if she wanted anything more than people to tell her she's pretty.

The Lyle Lovett thing is harder to explain, but clearly the pheromones were involved. I mean, she's just not his type. I have it on good authority that he goes for penguins, not aye-ayes.

I'm having people over tomorrow night to celebrate the aging process. The guest list includes one vegetarian, and at least one carnivore. And someone who feels ill at the sight of pink meat. Challenge!

Dye some chunks of silken tofu with red food coloring, then grill or pan-fry. Everyone will feel ill!

Note: Goran Visijnic should touch all of me.