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Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Trudy Booth - Sep 22, 2005 4:13:29 pm PDT #4594 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

So what kind of porn do you like?

Can you say "Overfiend"?

ARGHHHH!!!!!!!!

I've gotten a job offer. I'm actually pretty happy about that. But the agent called me at home at 7:30 at night and said, "So, what's your answer?" and I'm all "I'm really happy, but I'm expecting another offer tomorrow and will need to review both" and he's all "well how much are THEY offering you?" and I'm all "um, don't know yet" "didn't the agency tell you?" "no, they gave me a range" "well, what matters to you? the size of the place? the salary? the benefits? I didn't know you were this close to another job..."

Right, cause its a race. I bust my ass interviewing all over the damn town and I just go with the place that makes an offer first! Yep! That's just how it works! You give me a number (and no sense of benefits, etc.) and I just say "yep, ok!"

Steph L. - Sep 22, 2005 4:28:58 pm PDT #4595 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

DO NOT BOGART THE GYLLENHAAL!*

NO JAKE! ONLY MAGGIE! Mineminemineallmine!

erikaj - Sep 22, 2005 4:41:22 pm PDT #4596 of 10001

Always Anti-fascist!

That is why I think "Mona Lisa Smile" was the Sci-fi movie of that year. Because there is no WAY in the world DW, at his horndog best, though curiously aphasic without Jimmy's favorite expletive, would chuck gorgeous, sexually forward, MG(hell, I'd do her) for bony, repressed, and slightly asexual JR. Nuh uh.

billytea - Sep 22, 2005 4:44:37 pm PDT #4597 of 10001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

That is why I think "Mona Lisa Smile" was the Sci-fi movie of that year. Because there is no WAY in the world DW, at his horndog best, though curiously aphasic without Jimmy's favorite expletive, would chuck gorgeous, sexually forward, MG(hell, I'd do her) for bony, repressed, and slightly asexual JR. Nuh uh.

So you're thinking JR emits alien pheromones? I could go with this. The human race could be in serious trouble if she wanted anything more than people to tell her she's pretty.

The Lyle Lovett thing is harder to explain, but clearly the pheromones were involved. I mean, she's just not his type. I have it on good authority that he goes for penguins, not aye-ayes.

dw - Sep 22, 2005 5:06:27 pm PDT #4598 of 10001

Silence means security silence means approval

I'm having people over tomorrow night to celebrate the aging process. The guest list includes one vegetarian, and at least one carnivore. And someone who feels ill at the sight of pink meat. Challenge!

Dye some chunks of silken tofu with red food coloring, then grill or pan-fry. Everyone will feel ill!

Trudy Booth - Sep 22, 2005 5:28:20 pm PDT #4599 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Note: Goran Visijnic should touch all of me.

Amy - Sep 22, 2005 6:02:22 pm PDT #4600 of 10001

Because books.

Almost-too-late happy birthdays to Lilty Cash and dw! With extra cake!

SailAweigh - Sep 22, 2005 6:04:05 pm PDT #4601 of 10001

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Ooh, ooh, me too!

Happy Birthdays, Lilty Cash and dw!!

P.M. Marc - Sep 22, 2005 6:04:54 pm PDT #4602 of 10001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

NO JAKE! ONLY MAGGIE! Mineminemineallmine!

I WILL JELLO WRESTLE YOU FOR HER!!!

SailAweigh - Sep 22, 2005 6:06:18 pm PDT #4603 of 10001

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Whoohoo!

pulls out the lime and sparkling orange mandarin jello packages.

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