I did read the whole story.
In my LJ?
Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I did read the whole story.
In my LJ?
I sincerely believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
I'm totally a Pastafarian.
He was calling to invite me to submit opinions, or other types of articles for his online news service.
All right! That sounds very flattering (and understandable, considering how well written your letter was).
Stay away from cheek implants, though okay?
Oh good lord, yes. I have never seen one of those that didn't freak me right out.
No you don't. You're insincere, and not only will the FSM pass you by, but the Great Pumpkin as well.
And if you watch ROBOT CHICKEN you know this is a good thing.
revels in out-of-the-blue-total-surprise-package-getting
Whee! I sent it super cheap slow boat and didn't know how long it would take.
Giggles at the thought of Juliana being brainwashed by evil suburban plastic surgeons. Will we have Stepford Juliana in our future.
Gotta go to the bus stop....
Will we have Stepford Juliana in our future.
I think the Stepford surgeons would use juliana as their template for all other stepford wives.
Happy Belated Birthday, Nora!!! I'm sorry I missed it yesterday.
I left Annabel alone for a minute to go get the phone from the other room. I came back to find her sitting on the couch, paging through Self-Editing for Fiction Writers with a look of utter concentration.
Too cute!!!
Teppy, sorry that Crush!Guy is being asshat.
I just needled my ex. That's not productive.
Did this needling involve a VooDoo doll?